Saw this in my neighborhood. This isn’t meant to be funny. You know times are hard when a discount variety store has layaway plans. MORE»

Went to Re-Bar in Dumbo. When I asked these completely wasted fools where they were from, just after the shirtless guy tried to give me a lapdance (yuck), they told me Williamsburg. MORE»

If you aren’t in New York we’ll take pictures and post them here tomorrow. MORE»