The last confirmed sighting of the bearded wonder was in the nowheresville mountains of Tora Bora, and since that day I’ve often wondered where the fuck could he have gone? At the time I figured the mysterious gringos in turbans, aviators and fake beards would be all over his ass like Warren Oates in Bring Me The head of Alfredo Garcia. After all Bush promised to smoke him out dead or alive. Wrong. MORE»