For the record, we know high heels hurt you. That’s what we like about them; That you are willing to torture yourself just to look sexy. MORE»

After bitching about women not wearing heels enough, the ladies over at Jezebel made me literally walk a mile in their shoes. It sucked. MORE»

Gavin sat down for a second makeup lesson by the Jezebel girls. He yelled as he had eyeliner drawn in his eye, and also burped—and then blew it—in Slut Machine’s face. MORE»

I got a job at a girl’s gossip site as their resident male. This means I will answer all their questions about what men want and also explain how a penis works. MORE»