I’m a pretty big Michael Jackson fan. The only thing is that me and my friends talk about the raping of the little 13-year-old boy. MORE»

Dear Lesley,

Can you tell me what to do with my life? ‘Cause I can’t. MORE»

When we say “Paris” what we really mean is “Pigalle and Montmarte and maybe a quick sojourn outside but very rarely because it feels kind of barren in the rest of the city.” MORE»

No he doesn’t. There’s no way this is real. Why do people fake things like this? It’s so easy to find real freaks out there. Nick Nolte probably takes his garbage out in the nude. You can’t do a stake out over there? MORE»

Saw this in my neighborhood. This isn’t meant to be funny. You know times are hard when a discount variety store has layaway plans. MORE»

Dear Street Carnage,

When my friends ask me if I’m voting for Barack Obama, I ask them if they’ll pay me for the additional taxes I’ll be paying. They usually laugh and say Obama is only going to tax the richest five percent of the population.
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