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BARF IN THE OBSERVER

Gavin — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 16:51:14 +0000

When Lesley appeared in the tabloids next to Chloe, some of you asked, “What does she do?” implying she’s a trust fund kid. This is what she does. By the way, what is with this trust fund myth?

When Lesley appeared in the tabloids next to Chloe, some of you asked, “What does she do?” implying she’s a trust fund kid. This is what she does. By the way, what is with this trust fund myth? The only time I’ve ever seen those kind of kids is on the Upper East Side and they’re always going to LA for a few months on some yoga retreat, then off to Costa Rica to “work” on a butterfly farm. They dress like their mothers and hang out in Monaco. They don’t go to the Green Point Tavern and wear American Apparel. Do you know how much it costs to set up a trust fund? You’d need MILLIONS of extra dollars. You buy your house in Westchester for 1.5m and your apartment in Manhattan is 2m. Then you need to set aside another 2m so your 3 kids can go to school. Then there’s, what, 5m for retirement? On top of that you have an extra 10m just sitting there? That’s fucking 20 million bucks! You’re talking about the elite, elite of the richest people in America. Their kids are simply not around. Stop talking about them all the time.

MISSBEHAVE: PERFECT BRACELETS

Donna Deliva — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 14:32:33 +0000

This is the perfect accessory for Jeremy Scott’s fast food clothing line from 2006.

This is the perfect accessory for Jeremy Scott’s fast food clothing line from 2006.

MISSBEHAVE: SEX ED GLASGOW STYLE

SBTVC — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 14:19:47 +0000

See this by the way? This isnee a bloody trick. It’s real. See Glesca? It’s full e hard men and wee lassies getting pregnant at 15 just for a fuckin’ check.

See this by the way? This isnee a bloody trick. It’s real. See Glesca? It’s full e hard men and wee lassies getting pregnant at 15 just for a fuckin’ check. It’s bloody rough, an all. See the on wee Joker in Batman? See how it was meant to be a really big deal that he had his bloody mouth cut? Big fuckin’ deal. Get over yourself big man. Here in Glesca that’s called a bloody Glesca Smile and it’s a fuckin’ badge of honor. At any rate, here’s how our sex ed classes generally go.

MISSBEHAVE: GIRLS AND OUR NAILS

Christi Bradnox — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 13:53:14 +0000

Missbehave’s Rika Shimada started compiling nails but she’s not about to blow up any cafés in Israel. She just into girls’ fingers.

Missbehave’s Rika Shimada started compiling nails but she’s not about to blow up any cafés in Israel. She just into girls’ fingers.