I’m a pretty big Michael Jackson fan. The only thing is that me and my friends talk about the raping of the little 13-year-old boy. MORE»

Thank God The Octuplets Bitch is Not Black; I’ll tell ya what though – she’s a little too black for comfort! Check her out for a second – she could totally pass for an AlteredBlack like Michael Jackson or this colored girl with straight hair that my brother is banging. MORE»

Someone took it upon themselves to digitally correct all the fucked up plastic surgery that women like Jocelyn Wildenstein, Donatella Versace, Michael Jackson, and Priscilla Presley got and put the results on YouTube. MORE»

Imagine my expression (a combination of excitement and depression) when my life partner, Gavin, alerted me to the fact that I looked like the surgery-less Michael Jackson. MORE»