Chris’ wife’s uncle is a Special Needs Dude with the mouth of a sailor and the body of André the Giant. Chris finally got around to posting Lonnie’s Christmas party footage from last year and lumped it in with some pleasant Halloween antics. MORE»
Okay the most important dress up day of the year is upon us and its time to come up with a costume plan NOW or start reinforcing your Underoos cause I guarantee you’ll be shitting bricks in a few hours. MORE»
The first and most important part of becoming a crusty for Halloween is not already being one. If you’re already a homeless, anarchist, who got fucked by his dad, you’re not dressing up. MORE»
While flying over the Pacific Ocean four years ago, I got an idea for a song for the next album with my then-band the Unicorns: an all-star jamboree entitled “Do They Know It’s Hallowe’en?”, a riff on Bob Geldof’s empty-gesture coke-guilty quick fix “Do They Know It’s Christmas?” as performed by his curatorial creation, the aptly named Band-Aid. MORE»
Invite all your friends over and have them bring their own sharp knives because you’re not going to have enough. If they get arrested on the way to your house have them stab the cop and then freak out and run back home. Become their alibi. MORE»
