Astute Reader Franz the Fake writes:
Blognigger,
Alright, here’s my sob story. I’m a forty-one year old dad that lives in Park Slope. I’ve got the two greatest kids in the world and my wife is my best friend. But let me get right to it: It’s become clear to me over the last ten years that I am gay. Not bi-sexual, gay. MORE»
I’ve recently become obsessed with a rarely-viewed YouTube vlogger who goes by the name joeythepinkblowfish. He’s gay, he lives with his mom, he has lawn furniture in his bedroom, he wears an ankle bracelet that’s too tight, and I’m convinced that he’s either mentally retarded or a serial killer. I just can’t figure out which one yet. MORE»
Heyyyyyy Street Carnage,
Have you guys seen this site? It’s hilarious. Well, it’s mostly retarded but it captures what kind of weirdos use the internet (ones that write Tex-Mex fanfiction). MORE»
The slurping sound was familiar, but my ears hadn’t prepared me for what mine eyes were about to see. I had spent nearly every waking minute of the previous six weeks attending to my female pug’s nine hungry puppies, alternately bottle-feeding them and making sure that Mama Pug let them hang off her nips long enough to get a warm, nourishing meal. MORE»
I like rap as much as the next guy with a car that has a lot of bass and feels like an ass if he blares Band of Horses from the speakers. It’s a lot of fun. MORE»
