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FOUND: JUNKIE GLOVEBOX

Found — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 20:08:37 +0000

I went to a block party for the local radio station and they were selling albums. I came across a really cheesy hair band (The Angels) and this dude’s confession was tucked inside the inner sleeve so pocketed it.

I went to a block party for the local radio station and they were selling albums. I came across a really cheesy hair band (The Angels) and this dude’s confession was tucked inside the inner sleeve so pocketed it.

Found by Virginia Good; Baraboo, WI

FOUND: MEASUREMENTS

Found — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 20:22:06 +0000

This was written in a journal that I almost bought at a thrift store. It’s left me intrigued and with many questions. Who measures themselves from head to toe? Penis included?
Found by Karen in Madison, WI

KAREN SAYS: This was written in a journal that I almost bought at a thrift store. It’s left me intrigued and with many questions. Who measures themselves from head to toe? Penis included? After reading the paragraph on the back, I decided not to purchase the journal. Do whatever you want with this. I don’t want it back.

FOUND – WORST WESTERN

Found — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 17:54:23 +0000

Found by: Aimee in Chico, CA “I found this note at a hotel in LA. It was outside the door of a room full of tweekers who kept us up all night with their loud motorcycles, beat down cars, and raucous domestic squabbles.”

FOUND by: Aimee in Chico, CA

“I found this note at a hotel in LA. It was outside the door of a room full of tweekers who kept us up all night with their loud motorcycles, beat down cars, and raucous domestic squabbles.”

FOUND – MY KINGDOM FOR A TOASTER

Found — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 15:46:36 +0000

Found by: Sue Miller, Chicago IL
FOUND Says: The other two members of Orleans.

Found by: Sue Miller, Chicago IL
FOUND Says: The other two members of Orleans.
OPTIONAL TITLE: THIRD PARTY

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FOUND – SWEATY SMELLY

Found — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 15:27:57 +0000

New column for Street Carnage. Every week Found brings us their latest find. Today’s is an ATM envelope discovered by Kai Gagnon in Cambridge, MA.

New column for Street Carnage. Every week Found brings us their latest find. Today’s is an ATM envelope discovered by Kai Gagnon in Cambridge, MA.

Kai Says: “I found this amongst a stack of deposit envelopes at a bank terminal and brought it back to work with me. I showed my Jewish colleague and we agreed that it’s hilarious. There is definitely a fondness for Dana, Jews (and boobs) buried in this declaration.”

FOUND Says: Hit me up Dana; I’ll love your Jew boobs.

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