Children are adorable but they get tired at like, 9 o’clock which means they can’t talk about how cool owls are or how we’re part of the top 1% etc., until the sun comes up. MORE»

It’s incredibly easy to relate to Things You Can’t Do Coked Up. MORE»

Some fat fuck had the bright idea to lose weight by only eating McDonald’s. He succeeded.

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So what the fuck is Thunder Bay, right? Well, the only other city that is under a 6-hour drive from Thunder Bay is Duluth, Minnesota, and if Duluth makes you feel sick to your stomach, then Thunder Bay will make puke come overflowing out of your mouth. MORE»