Keep Steve Jobs and his fagpods – whoever has been breathing new life into Burger King over the last 5 years should get a fucking medal. I don’t get to go to Burger King very often because a) I’m a faggot and my wife and I eat tofu every night, and b) I can’t get there for lunch because there ARE NONE. MORE»

We’re doing so well for luxuries these days we’re convinced everything is our God-given right. MORE»