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LNP: DOUBLE BONER ALERT

SBTVC — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 15:16:37 +0000

For the first time in world history, Bronques managed to pull two huge boners out of his ass in one day. The first is the greatest argument for bangs since the one that started the universe and the second shows how important it is to do whatever Judi Rosen says.
For the first time in world history, Bronques managed to pull two huge boners out of his ass in one day. The first is the greatest argument for bangs since the one that started the universe and the second shows how important it is to do whatever Judi Rosen says.

LNP: BONER ALERT

Kyle McInnes — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 18:03:14 +0000

Sexy costumes are a snooze but when someone walks softly with a boring costume and carries a stick this big, it makes your eyeballs go, “Holy shit are you fucking serious?”

Sexy costumes are a snooze but when someone walks softly with a boring costume and carries a stick this big, it makes your eyeballs go, “Holy shit are you fucking serious?”

LNP: BONER ALERT

SBTVC — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 14:24:16 +0000

When everyone’s overdressed, the grunge JAPs come through with flying but muted colors.

When everyone’s overdressed, the grunge JAPs come through with flying but muted colors.

LNP: BONER ALERT!

Kyle McInnes — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 13:36:32 +0000

This frame is not meant to be clothed. It’s meant to be in a bathing suit in a villa in Mexico, rolling a joint next to the pool and laughing about something confusing someone said at the beach that day.

This frame is not meant to be clothed. It’s meant to be in a bathing suit in a villa in Mexico, rolling a joint next to the pool and laughing about something confusing someone said at the beach that day.

SUPERTOUCH: BONER ALERT!

SBTVC — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 14:50:13 +0000

It’s impossible to see this girl clearly and we’ve scoured the internet for more pictures of her but maybe this blurry screen grab is better than the real thing.

It’s impossible to see this girl clearly and we’ve scoured the internet for more pictures of her but maybe this blurry screen grab is better than the real thing. Ronald Reagan once said his movies were hotter than the gratuitous sex they show on screen now because just feigning a kiss leads way more up to your imagination. If you ever saw a Playboy cartoon that made you beat off you see what he’s getting at. Let’s leave this girl as a blur and imagine her muscular thighs and dark, raccoon eyes in the middle of the night and leave it at that.

ROCKERS NYC: BONER ALERT!

SBTVC — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 18:22:45 +0000

We already talked about the Neckface show a bunch but scroll down a bit and check out this TREASURE. Holy motherfucking lord in heaven above.

We already talked about the Neckface show a bunch but scroll down a bit and check out this TREASURE. Holy motherfucking lord in heaven above. Is this perfection? Is this the most attractive women in the history of time? Who the fuck is this person and where can we get more pictures of her?