Krs One feels like my father. Fuck you, I’ve been listening to him since I was ten. The tones of his voice, his speech patterns, his laugh, his buggy eyes, his energy, his PHIL OS AH PHY; all of him just feels so familiar and familial. MORE»

Astute Reader Franz the Fake writes:

Blognigger,

Alright, here’s my sob story. I’m a forty-one year old dad that lives in Park Slope. I’ve got the two greatest kids in the world and my wife is my best friend. But let me get right to it: It’s become clear to me over the last ten years that I am gay. Not bi-sexual, gay. MORE»

Whassup niggaz and ho’s – sidewinder here. BAAAAAM!!

Shoulda seen the look on your Williamsburg faces.

Anyways is Plennyways, Lemme ask you this: How you gonna fire Jim Belushi from “According to Jim??” Believe me, Street Carnage only wishes they could fire me. Now back to bidnes; BAAAAAM!! MORE»