Seriously, what the fuck is up with a story about bestiality that is written so poignantly that you have trouble trying not to get horny while reading it?

With no trace of the raunch or degradation I’ve learn to expect from contemporary porn, these stories told instead a tale of seduction and intimacy, often from the animal’s point of view.

Consider for example, this excerpt from “The Watch Dog” when Matt, the German shepherd, finds his owner left unfulfilled by an impotent lover.

“Matthew felt a strange, yet powerful, awareness begin to kindle beneath his powerful furry flesh, a weird and exciting knowledge that had somehow come to him out of nowhere — the comprehension that this human, his mistress, was a female in every sense of the word, as much for him as for this man she seemed to fight with even now… A strange new found warmth crept over him at the realization that his mistress’ nakedness was no different from the sensual offerings of a female dog in heat! This beautiful woman, this human female, was burning up with that peculiar heat of unfulfilled lust!”

After that sexy stare down in which Matthew and the reader both come to realize that we are all the same, human or canine, he proceeds to give her the tongue-fucking of a lifetime, culminating in “a savage snap of his haunches that thrust his tapered cock all the way up into the wetly-gripping confines of her empty cunt!”

Compared to a video of someone’s dog fucking their sad aunt on the carpet, this is surprisingly romantic and lust-inducing. And for that reason alone I should never be allowed to read these books again.

Love,

Jessica

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