STREET CARNAGE » anal http://www.streetbonersandtvcarnage.com STREET CARNAGE Fri, 25 May 2012 18:15:52 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 RIGHT IN THE QUEEN’S ONIONS: THE STRANGE LIFE OF NIGEL NORRIS http://www.streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/blog/right-in-the-queens-onions-the-strange-life-of-nigel-norris/ http://www.streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/blog/right-in-the-queens-onions-the-strange-life-of-nigel-norris/#comments Fri, 03 Jul 2009 16:53:56 +0000 Gavin http://streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/?p=9349 Related posts:
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In what can only be described as “The Greatest Story Ever Told” Right in the Queen’s Onions hit theaters today with wall to wall standing ovations. There was tons of celebrities

In what can only be described as “The Greatest Story Ever Told” Right in the Queen’s Onions hit theaters today with wall to wall standing ovations. There was tons of celebrities at the premiere and everyone was clapping and clapping. Oh, it was marvelous. I feel sorry for you for not being there. Some rich chick barfed, even.

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New York mag just came out with their big double summer fun issue.

New York mag just came out with their big double summer fun issue. They had this one article where they asked certain cool-as-a-mo celebs what they would put on a mix tape if they were, let’s say, going on a road trip or having a block party. I loved that idea, but mix tapes for the road or the block parties are so easy. I mean, what kind of mix tape are you supposed to listen to if you get robbed at gun-point? If you’re swinging with another couple for the first time? Or how about when someone has laced the punch bowl with roofie covered acid?

We all need a music montage for every situation, so here’s mine for today:

Mix Tape for Having Just Lost Your Anal Virginity

1. I Sing The Body Electric: Fame soundtrack
2. Wide Open Spaces: Dixie Chicks
3. Pretty in Pink: Psychedelic Furs
4. Comfortably Numb: Scissor Sisters
5. The Boys Are Back In Town: Thin Lizzy

Listen to any of these songs with a cock in your ass. Trust me. It just “works.”

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