Posted by
Gavin
• 11.12.09 04:08 am

If you live in a small town, getting $10,000 from your dead Grandma can do a lot more harm than good.

★★★★★★☆☆☆☆

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  2. STREET BONER 932
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Comments
  1. steve says:

    He is directing a unicorn to the nearest rainbow.

  2. Zippy says:

    From the look of that “six pack, I see that this isn’t his workout outfit.

  3. JuCIFER says:

    You can see by his majestic pose… He obviously took his inheritance and ran for mayor.

  4. Anonymous says:

    very “weekend at berkowitz.” i like it!

  5. [...] The good people at Street Carnage have used a photo of me where I am not exactly at my best.  They have this section of their site called ‘Street Boners’ and it is basically Do’s and Don’ts that founder Gavin McGuinness started at Vice Magazine before he left for greener pastures.   If I had to try and explain my self, I would simply say that I was on vacation at my mother’s country house and I ran out of clothes before we went for a swim in the creek.  The black socks really seem to pull the outfit together though.  Here is the actual link   http://streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/streetboners/street-boner-976/ [...]

  6. nope says:

    If you live in a small town, this guy is your best friend. 10 Kitties!!

  7. bolo says:

    every man should own at least one cape

  8. Professor Stephen Hawking says:

    @ I’m A Street Boner, Finally | NINTETEEN 80 SNORE:

    infinite recursion

  9. That road is beautifully paved. It is like candy to the eyes.

  10. ew says:

    i knew they used a lot of CGI in 300, but the unedited footage is still a huge shock.

  11. ew says:

    i knew they used a lot of CGI in 300, but the unedited footage is still a huge shock.

  12. LargePckr says:

    A King among men…

  13. grumpy old man says:

    I wish he was my drinking buddy

  14. Norb says:

    A lucky charmer to load you up with all you need sans baggie sans napkins sans sand. This guy hates sand! Am I right or what fellas? Talk about ladies and their fine forms? How about this guy and his sand hatred! Right?!

  15. Kid Douche says:

    Hey there, chubby funster! What’s in the bag? I’m guessing fried gumdrops.

  16. Jose says:

    “Hear ye! Hear ye! I shall take my leave for Chili’s now. You may practice further jest for me there. I shall abide you my time.”

  17. Coitus Swayze says:

    strung out on sinatra

  18. !!!! says:

    This guy is totally awesome. I mean it.

  19. Uncle Wah Wah says:

    ” Hey there, chubby funster! What’s in the bag? I’m guessing fried gumdrops. ”

    I’m thinking he saves his turds.

  20. Tumor says:

    I think he looks like a fuckload of fun. Not visually stimulating, mind you, but he prolly knows how to party.
    Also, I want some fried gumdrops. Those sound bingeapurgeariffic.

  21. Party Marty says:

    he’s probably annoying as shit. i wanna skate that road

  22. Troof says:

    Mark the cobrasnake??

  23. Anonymous says:

    “Evan Almighty” meets “Jackass”…

  24. His name is Lazzard.


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