Posted by
Gavin
• 10.12.09 09:02 am

Doesn’t every father want his daughter to be an artist when she grows up? She’s all pretty and making neat stuff and having a good time stress-free. It’s like the opposite of going to beauty school or marrying an alcoholic.

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Comments
  1. lives.to.strangle. says:

    yup

  2. brooklynchimp says:

    lame..

  3. skull front says:

    there’s still time

  4. HOMO says:

    this is my favorite band ever, rock and roll will never die as long as laptop bands/DJ’s exist! she’s probably playing a track from a williamsburg 1 piece laptop band with a one word name. rock and roll forever!

  5. Paul Blart: Mall Cop's Dildo says:

    Whatever happened to guitars? Christ, MOMA just exploded.

  6. Black Man says:

    Christ, MOMA just exploded.

  7. NO, HOMO says:

    UNICORNICOPIA!! natalie rules

  8. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa says:

    unicornicopia is pretty adorable

  9. crabcake fingers says:

    whaaata QT!!

  10. ew says:

    subway sandwich artist

  11. Zippy says:

    Wasn’t this the woman in “Touched by an Angel” ?

  12. imyar says:

    oh what a gorgeous time.

  13. bolo says:

    any real artist IS an alcoholic. FUCK her. 10 kitties.

  14. RIP Don Decker says:

    What a cunt. No literally, she looks like a big bleeding queefcake.

  15. count cumchugula says:

    totally. please leave the real work to the morlocks, my sweet little eloi.

  16. Nothing wrong with beauty school.

  17. OMOH says:

    “dude, then I went into that song “telephone” it’s by that band “glasses” AND I was checking my email, I had like 4 friend requests, the crowd roared like a lion.”

  18. Erik Archer says:

    “this next song goes out to all the little hulksters”

  19. KITTEH says:

    How is it the opposite of going to beauty school?

  20. lebrednekal says:

    My pig,Ethel, she wanted to be one of them artist yern always hearing about; she wants to go to Paris and study so i’m thinking of letting her since its only one state over in Texas….

  21. NUKKA says:

    lamo

  22. unicycle says:

    artist and beuity school go hand to hand..the artist goes to vocational school because she can’t fit in with mainstream school. but she rocks that outfit anyways

  23. wokawokawoka says:

    the only ways these little twats can be artists is to keeping living off of daddy anyhow

    williamsburg art culture = trust fund babies + a few actually hard working kids

  24. Anonymous says:

    If she keeps dressing like that and going out in public her father is going to be an alchoholic…

  25. Anonymous says:

    what a bullshit caption.
    Please don’t forget that some people who go to beauty school end up doing pedicures all day. Jealous, you creepy fucking foot fetishist?


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