Posted by
Gavin
• 09.18.09 12:34 pm

Is he trying to be gorgeous? Dude, men can’t be gorgeous. Have you seen a bag?

★★★★★★★☆☆☆


Comments
  1. Gil Gerard says:

    Toldya! Patrick Swayze liiiives!

  2. Sophie baboin says:

    Faggot!

  3. skull front says:

    dude

  4. Peeny Paps says:

    That dress….

  5. WillyPete says:

    He has cum inside of him right now.

  6. lol@u says:

    If you’re looking at “street boners” you probably shouldn’t be calling people faggots…

  7. frankly mr. stankly says:

    i’d like to call attention to the gentleman’s package.

  8. just a cunt hair away says:

    the guy on the right, in the south western skirt, is definitely a gaytard.

  9. unclaimed smegma says:

    @Mr. stankly – hadn’t noticed, but now that you mention it…

    yes, he is packing. Good eye, sir.

  10. imyar says:

    he is also trying to be conan o’brien

  11. bolo says:

    not only is he prettier than she is, he’s also going to murder her.

  12. Big Mel says:

    This caption was already used @ vice. Fail

  13. drippy dog dix and cum bubbles or something says:

    This fancy lad doesn’t know what a fuse box is, that’s for sure.

  14. dolphin sex says:

    Conan imitating Donald Trump

  15. LCC says:

    Maybe his face just does that.

  16. Zippy says:

    Looks like Patrick Swayze with the wife from “Everybody Loves Raymond” Maybe they are celebrity impersonators at a supermarket opening.

  17. MARTY says:

    dude pictured: “you want me to lick your genitalia? ewwww”

  18. teenagewizard says:

    i u get rid of the gayface on focus on the bod it’s mucho delicio for my cocko

  19. ew says:

    i think he’s cute. and his outfit gets a pass because of that. if he was less pretty looking, he’d look like just another frat boy in that outfit. (at least that’s what frat boys in the south dress like)

  20. Jay says:

    He better be a GBF. If not, shes way too pretty for that posing dork.

  21. Vegan Jules says:

    he makes two hundred grand a year. The chick is def boner of the month.

  22. Vane$$a says:

    the codpiece is such the underrated accessory these days.

  23. Vane$$a says:

    @ vane$$a

    Yeah, that and a couple squirts of Axe Body Spray upon the asshole.

  24. ed says:

    ‘he makes two hundred grand a year’

  25. Dork says:

    Smile whicha eyes…

  26. Mail a Fart says:

    Sisters and brothers make such wonderful couples.

  27. Vegan Jules says:

    yeah. Why else do you think she’d be with this knobpiece?

  28. Jay Garrick says:

    is he joking around? That face can’t be natural…

  29. Taeil says:

    Dudes who wear loafers without socks freak me out

  30. Sal says:

    He is gorgeous. Just needs some heels.

  31. Considerate says:

    he looks like patrick gayze

  32. Jetpack says:

    To hell with the li’l golfling. The girl is a sweetheart.

  33. egads! says:

    He makes me extremely uncomfortable. If attending the same social gathering, I would be forced to get very drunk in order not to hate him fully. She, she can stay. I like her dress. I`d like to know where she got it and if she knows her bf is an ass-pirate.

  34. quinn says:

    “He has cum inside of him right now.”

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  35. rjb says:

    Which one spends more time grooming their pubes?

  36. KITTEH says:

    Why is that all-American jock wearing Marc Jacobs boyfriend’s outfit ????

  37. Neal says:

    Maybe she’s into chicks?

  38. unicycle says:

    Um is he trying to be ironic or is this his regular apparel?

  39. SatchThirteen says:

    If you look really close you can kind of see a douchebag to the left of the woman in the middle.


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