so i dont care how many pictures i need to leave this on, i want my photo which is in the archives removed from this site now, it was taken without my permission and i want its use discontinued now before i seek out a lawsuit. i am not joking. whoever runs this site, please send me an email @ ivomitglitter@yahoo.com to resolve this issue now. my lawyer has already been contacted and is looking into it as we speak. so to avoid larger issues, please email me so we can fix this situation now.
i help out at Flux new haven, im a model, a sideshow performer and on the side an auto body tech and an artist. im an asshole and sometimes a sarcastic prick, but only when i really really start despising the humans im around.
overheard at a party…
SHAQ to a girl: yo, let me get your number
GIRL: i know you are married
SHAQ: chill girl, i ain’t tryin’ to rape you. i ain’t kobe.
kitty freakout!
gavin, how drunk are you?
crore
this guy is a perfect mannequin. fantastic shoes.
fuckin’ chicken legs……. aRRRGGGGGGGHHHHh
[I just turned into the hulk.]
8 kitties for a manorexic who fastens the bottom button on his jacket AND rubs vaseline on his face?
None of his clothes seem to fit. Even his head seems to big for his body. Obviously some kind of fucking alien.
a list of 3 awkward things
1. this guy
2. Shaq fucking Tila Tequila
3. fitting balls and dick into this fellow’s pants
so i dont care how many pictures i need to leave this on, i want my photo which is in the archives removed from this site now, it was taken without my permission and i want its use discontinued now before i seek out a lawsuit. i am not joking. whoever runs this site, please send me an email @ ivomitglitter@yahoo.com to resolve this issue now. my lawyer has already been contacted and is looking into it as we speak. so to avoid larger issues, please email me so we can fix this situation now.
the previous caption applies to this boner.
i help out at Flux new haven, im a model, a sideshow performer and on the side an auto body tech and an artist. im an asshole and sometimes a sarcastic prick, but only when i really really start despising the humans im around.
wow i see all the low i.q’s hang out here. well you kids have your fun being juvenile, ill be dealing with my matter now.
excuse me for wanting some privacy and not wanting to be on some web site where people who have nothing better to do make pretentious little comments
Get your lawyer to sue the people who sold you those poorly fitted clothes.
Uberdami’s comment is so good that it cant be real.. the best part was the email – i vomit glitter at YAHOO – gold jerry, gold!
This is why god invented hip flasks.
Also man bags I guess.
‘No, it’s a satchel…Indiana Jones had one’
Did I take this photo? I can’t remember.
overheard at a party…
SHAQ to a girl: yo, let me get your number
GIRL: i know you are married
SHAQ: chill girl, i ain’t tryin’ to rape you. i ain’t kobe.
**actually, a friend overheard this, but whateves, you get the point.
I love this. And I showed it to my friend. She didn’t like it.
dylan? is that you?