Posted by
Gavin
• 08.06.09 12:35 pm

Putting a king can and a novel in a tiny blazer is like letting Shaq fuck Tila Tequila.

★★★★★★★★☆☆

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Comments
  1. no. thanks. says:

    kitty freakout!

  2. zaxxon says:

    gavin, how drunk are you?

  3. imyar says:

    this guy is a perfect mannequin. fantastic shoes.

  4. SARS says:

    fuckin’ chicken legs……. aRRRGGGGGGGHHHHh

    [I just turned into the hulk.]

  5. lorge says:

    8 kitties for a manorexic who fastens the bottom button on his jacket AND rubs vaseline on his face?

  6. Zippy says:

    None of his clothes seem to fit. Even his head seems to big for his body. Obviously some kind of fucking alien. :o

  7. MARTY says:

    a list of 3 awkward things
    1. this guy
    2. Shaq fucking Tila Tequila
    3. fitting balls and dick into this fellow’s pants

  8. UberDami says:

    so i dont care how many pictures i need to leave this on, i want my photo which is in the archives removed from this site now, it was taken without my permission and i want its use discontinued now before i seek out a lawsuit. i am not joking. whoever runs this site, please send me an email @ ivomitglitter@yahoo.com to resolve this issue now. my lawyer has already been contacted and is looking into it as we speak. so to avoid larger issues, please email me so we can fix this situation now.

  9. I gotta shit real bad says:

    the previous caption applies to this boner.

  10. Heather_R says:

    i help out at Flux new haven, im a model, a sideshow performer and on the side an auto body tech and an artist. im an asshole and sometimes a sarcastic prick, but only when i really really start despising the humans im around.

  11. wow i see all the low i.q’s hang out here. well you kids have your fun being juvenile, ill be dealing with my matter now.

  12. UberDami says:

    excuse me for wanting some privacy and not wanting to be on some web site where people who have nothing better to do make pretentious little comments

  13. Uncle Wah Wah says:

    Get your lawyer to sue the people who sold you those poorly fitted clothes.

  14. omg sooo randum says:

    Uberdami’s comment is so good that it cant be real.. the best part was the email – i vomit glitter at YAHOO – gold jerry, gold!

  15. Jakobi says:

    This is why god invented hip flasks.

    Also man bags I guess.
    ‘No, it’s a satchel…Indiana Jones had one’

  16. Arv says:

    Did I take this photo? I can’t remember.

  17. whateves totes says:

    overheard at a party…
    SHAQ to a girl: yo, let me get your number
    GIRL: i know you are married
    SHAQ: chill girl, i ain’t tryin’ to rape you. i ain’t kobe.

  18. whateves totes says:

    **actually, a friend overheard this, but whateves, you get the point.

  19. FOOL SAINT says:

    I love this. And I showed it to my friend. She didn’t like it.

  20. lurker says:

    dylan? is that you?


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