Weird. Lefty has no cleavage. Maybe the pearl strand is covering it up, but the photo makes her look like she has just this one expansive shelf of monoboob.
England is all like “Oooh, we can be those middle America scene girls too!” except then they throw something weird and european like a soccer shoe bag.
Remember when Gavin would always write things like”definite wife material” and “put a ring on it” well he should say stuff like “definite extramarital affair material” now.
hey what is it with the bums in london? they are like from dickensian times. they pretend to be freezing when it’s like 60 degrees out and go “it’s so cold, SO COOOOOLD. please sir, could you spare a shilling for a cup of coffee.” I would laugh and tell them to fuck off and they would act mortally wounded and outraged. how come brits don’t smack their bums around? those fools wouldn’t last 10 seconds begging in nyc.
Weird. Lefty has no cleavage. Maybe the pearl strand is covering it up, but the photo makes her look like she has just this one expansive shelf of monoboob.
It helps distract from their faces.
i think it’s because she’s a midget and/or twelve or something…
ps- primark blows.
In 20 years a conversation between these two will sound like one of those Monty Python old lady sketches.
England is all like “Oooh, we can be those middle America scene girls too!” except then they throw something weird and european like a soccer shoe bag.
5 kittens at best.
Yep I concur on the British TITS -vs- FACE theory… Loads of mingers with NOYCE tits.
oh look, nerd glasses! i never tire of seeing countless drones gadding about with their whimsical accessories.
tits? like an ass on their chest? there are fetishes for everything these days
There is no delicacy quite like the British boobie.
more like 1 cat.
Remember when Gavin would always write things like”definite wife material” and “put a ring on it” well he should say stuff like “definite extramarital affair material” now.
Nothing kills a boner quicker than a cockney accent.
I want to go to there.
something about the short one that is everything in an orgasm.
stinks of jailbait…
Jailbait in Britain is 16.
Jailbait in Britain is 15 or younger.
I love chubby girls who love pizza.
a condition known as “fat tits.”
I can see those two waddling up the Boardwalk at Atlantic City in a few years with a plastic bucket “full” of ten quarters.
they’re like pretty inbreds, they would be fun to draw naked
wow I just creeped myself out
I don’t know, Baby Spice is looking kinda good, get her a few pints, she’s good for a shag.
hey what is it with the bums in london? they are like from dickensian times. they pretend to be freezing when it’s like 60 degrees out and go “it’s so cold, SO COOOOOLD. please sir, could you spare a shilling for a cup of coffee.” I would laugh and tell them to fuck off and they would act mortally wounded and outraged. how come brits don’t smack their bums around? those fools wouldn’t last 10 seconds begging in nyc.
what does constant moisture have to do with anything?
poor things
I’ve travelled (traveled?) a bit, and the UK is pretty shit in a lot of ways, but for dairy products and tits it’s a world leader.
The moisture makes them lithe and supple.
That blonde’s tits are slung so low now, she can be feeding kittens at her feet from her nipples in a year or two.
fat tits hahaha
in search of our deadbeat fathers brett michaels and c.c. deville
perfect tits indeed. too bad they are both fucktard posers.
I didn’t know David Hockney had kidz.