her flesh colored shoes remind me of that joke about you could buy human flesh shoes in viet nam for $10,000 but you could get the black ones on sale for $9.99
maybe i still have time to get my eating disorder on so i can be ‘strictly summer’! i hope i’ll be able to lose some LBs so i can wear flesh-colored oxfords and keds with knee-hi hose.
short one could be hotter in a better.
and has living in socal my whole life made me see that these chicks don’t look slutty at all compared to the southbay girls…
Air conditioners are twenty bucks at the dollar store, so getting one and continuing to fuck a girl with an ass is still an option.
Amen to that muthafuckaaa
STRICLY?
her flesh colored shoes remind me of that joke about you could buy human flesh shoes in viet nam for $10,000 but you could get the black ones on sale for $9.99
ugh i hate them they look so good
blond reminds me of debbie lee carrington, bitch midget mars barfly from total recall. dont ask.
These two porcelain figurines should come with a little “paint by numbers” color pallette to put some life into them
you fag.
You’ve been married too long. This is some FIT flotsam and jetsam. -1.5 kitties.
couldn’t agree more
if the short one was wearing the tall ones outfit it’d b a do…wait can i say that on here?
smart, nerdy girls of the Jersey Shore
skewerered, the fact that you knew the midget prostitutes name from total recall is shocking enough
No reason for me to look at them from the waist up
The short one is okay, but lose the support hose, nana. Looks silly with jean shorts.
are men really this base and retarded? You basically have to be just slutty from the waist down and they will want to fuck it?
maybe i still have time to get my eating disorder on so i can be ‘strictly summer’! i hope i’ll be able to lose some LBs so i can wear flesh-colored oxfords and keds with knee-hi hose.
@ for realz – OK, we get it. You posted twice. You’re an angry chick covered in fatty residue and perspiration.
the weather has no effect on the size of chick i want to bone
short one could be hotter in a better.
and has living in socal my whole life made me see that these chicks don’t look slutty at all compared to the southbay girls…
Twenty-three comments and no Yao Ming joke?
don’t hate
LA > NY cause we dress like this all yeast round
Fuck auto spell
That midget one was probably some killer ‘bait a decade ago.
An Asian girl I don’t want to have sex with? Well, that’s new.
the little one looks like chloe sevigny. she’s weird.
Chubby guys, however, are never in fashion. They’re the human equivalent of Adidas flop flops.
“Herro,I have a stlange hairrine.”