Posted by
Gavin
• 03.18.10 10:03 am

You may have noticed there’s a lot of music industry chicks at SXSW all dressed up with no interest in you whatsoever. You may have also noticed you’re not in a band.

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Comments
  1. drippy dog dix and cum bubbles or something says:

    I met some pretty knowledgeable dudes in bands yesterday that could most assuredly swing this chick.

  2. LoLo says:

    Everything is slightly wrong with her.
    I lived in Austin, plenty of better looking people around.

  3. GQ says:

    Oh man, I love when girls get all dressed up and they look kind of frail and delicate like they don’t get that dressed up very often. She looks like heaven.

  4. Zippy says:

    Clever variations on the pigeon toed stance and free hand pose. Either that or I am very sorry to hear about your MS.

  5. imyar says:

    pretty much

  6. riv randall says:

    didn’t we have her before, in a pic that showed her boobs better, as some kind of teenage wank dream gurl?

  7. homeless. says:

    yeah, thats why i just lie about it. I always indulge anyone who asks “Are you in a band?” . I use to get free drinks at this bar in london all the time cause they thought i was in BRMC, i think it was called Market Place.

  8. Lordin' it over the Serfs says:

    checkin’ to see if I’m still on comment probation

  9. Vane$$a says:

    I like her and would gladly bring the dick all night long, but I’m wondering if I’m not seeing some cellulite in the shin/calf region. I also hate that pose. My mom was some kind of local pin-up girl back in the day that posed for union calendars or some shit like that. She always posed like that in every day photos. It makes me fucking sick is what it does.

  10. Ralph Malph says:

    imagine not being able to smoke

  11. Gil Gerard says:

    Cute face and nice hair VS. pigeon toed and palsy arms. She’s cute enough to fuck, but gangly enough to treat like shit while you’re doing it. Perfect for winding down after a hectic show. More kitties11!!1

  12. mr.meat says:

    …and you may not have noticed that you’re over the hill and this “industry chick” is just a couple years younger/older than your daughter.

    awe shit.

  13. justice says:

    @zippy: thank you.

  14. Jetpack says:

    She looks like she was hit by a bus and it shattered her pelvis and she didn’t have any insurance so now she walks like that because her bones healed incorrectly.

  15. Jungleheat says:

    I would do a little pelvis shattering

  16. MOTHAFUCKA says:

    YOU’RE THE ONLY ONE WHO PAYS ATTENTION TO THAT SHIT, FAGGOT. MAYBE YOU CAN’T DO SHIT THAT INTERESTS THEM, LIKE WRITING FOR THIS WEBSITE, SEE?


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