You had me at “retard.” Seriously, helmets are for retards. I was a messenger for 5 years and never wore a helmet once. I bailed once or twice but I never had a fucking concussion. Do you wear aqua socks when you swim in a lake too? Do you carry sunscreen in your man purse all summer?
I love when punks wear them. What could be less punk than worrying about the 1 in 10,000 chance you will bonk your noggin?
When I was 13 we didn’t have helmets. We didn’t even have brakes. We didn’t even wear shoes half the time. You stopped your bike with your feet. We also made jumps that were so high, it felt like you were in the air forever. We also duct taped our ghetto blasters to our handlebars and blared “Shout at the Devil.”
Today’s grown men are weaker than pre-pubescent me.
except the one time in that deserted intersection in the desert when I gave it the gas when I was almost on empty and the bike flew out from under me. I fell back and heard a “crunch” as the helmet cracked on the asphalt. I had to push the bike to the party I was going to and get all bandaged up from the road rash, but no head injury, so I guess I was pretty lucky.
well that gay thx 1138 helmet and those tapered cut wranglers dont help him to not be a dork. neither does his windbreaker that he got for free from sports illustrated.
what was this about i was distracted by street boner 1118 off to the right…god damn that’s one nice ass-time continuum going on over there…look >>>
oh yeah and helmets are for pussies
helmets are for pussies. that’s what I always say. kids are so coddled these days. my granddad used to put us kids in lawn chairs in the back of his pickup and drive us at 70mph down dirt roads. we rode dirtbikes with no helmets and no shirts. we jumped bmx and skateboarded naked. somehow we lived.
I just saw all these pro skaters on bedford being filmed for something and they all had matte black helmets on, that sort of looked like kids little league baseball helmets. anyhoozers, they all had their black hoodies up OVER the helmets so they looked like darth vader or some shit. guess they had to wear them and felt stupid. which they should, c’mon STREETSKTERS wearing helmets? that is lame, I’m sorry tony hawk.
I love it how hipsters would never risk life or serious injury for patriotism and going to foreign countries killing religious fundamentalists, but gladly do just THAT to be fashionable.
I wear a helmet. A friend from high school, Robbie aka “Super Arab,” died in college when he crashed on his bike and hit his head on a curb. Every time I strap that thing on I give an internal shout out to Super A.
Our religious fundamentalists watch TBN and wear monkey suits protesting biology classes, fundamentalists in the Middle East strap bombs on their chests blowing themselves up in hospitals and schools to prove a point.
I watched my roommate loose about 30 IQ points in a day in an altercation with a minivan. A friend died when merging with traffic. Both were hit from behind. You can’t outmaneuver something you can’t see. Good luck guys.
Gotta say it…I have a brain injury and am forced to wear a helmet (not daily, just on a bike, assholes). I cringed when I read this one. I cringe when I hear about car accidents. I cringe when I hear about douche bag tough guys trying their damndest to be dickheads in sports. I cringe when I hear about Olympic hopefuls having their dreams crushed after sustaining a head injury while practising their sport. It’s possible to get a head injury while wearing a helmet!!! I didn’t even hit my head and managed to sustain a very serious brain injury. Why not reduce your risk of becoming a ‘capper like me for the rest of your life and accept that looking like a donkey while riding a bike is probably not the worst thing. Aside from getting a ‘capper sticker for parking spots, head injuries aren’t that awesome.
You are a helmet fashion fuck, you’ve obviously never had an accident. You will die when you do and the only thing that will survive is your favourite pair of gay shoes…. Fuck Off…
Once you’ve been hit, you will never not wear one again–either because you finally realize just how idiotic most people are in their two-ton hunks of metal, or because you’re dead.
ATTN all the helmet haters out there: you’re dumb. I’d rather look like a dork and wear a helmet to not have brain damage when a drunk driver runs a red light and hits me. I get the sarcasm of the original boner. It’s like when VICE commented that a chubby baby looked disgusting and it needed to loose the baby fat. But these dumb-as-fuck bike messenger comments saying they’d rather die young and leave a beautiful corpse than wear a helmet….great, go ahead….less trash on the road for me to contend with. So aahhhh fuckkkk youuu!
A kid was recently killed near me because he hit a car while riding his bike with no helmet. But hey, at least they can put “Had a fashionable 21 years” on his tombstone.
You had me at “retard.” Seriously, helmets are for retards. I was a messenger for 5 years and never wore a helmet once. I bailed once or twice but I never had a fucking concussion. Do you wear aqua socks when you swim in a lake too? Do you carry sunscreen in your man purse all summer?
I love when punks wear them. What could be less punk than worrying about the 1 in 10,000 chance you will bonk your noggin?
i think u guys are forgetting that that helmet makes him look cool as fuck, all shiny and shit.
Helmets are only passable when you’re all bike roadied out in spandex, shaved legs, and anorexia.
And even then it’s only “passable”.
When I was 13 we didn’t have helmets. We didn’t even have brakes. We didn’t even wear shoes half the time. You stopped your bike with your feet. We also made jumps that were so high, it felt like you were in the air forever. We also duct taped our ghetto blasters to our handlebars and blared “Shout at the Devil.”
Today’s grown men are weaker than pre-pubescent me.
except the one time in that deserted intersection in the desert when I gave it the gas when I was almost on empty and the bike flew out from under me. I fell back and heard a “crunch” as the helmet cracked on the asphalt. I had to push the bike to the party I was going to and get all bandaged up from the road rash, but no head injury, so I guess I was pretty lucky.
Wait, is that dude just riding a bicycle? Christ.
You don’t think that he looks cool? That helmet makes him look like a shiny, high tech dildo!! Oh, wait, yeah, now I see your point.
well that gay thx 1138 helmet and those tapered cut wranglers dont help him to not be a dork. neither does his windbreaker that he got for free from sports illustrated.
ya is kinda thx 1138…or casual robocop
Why don’t they just put this dude in a crib?
It the ultimate in safety.
what was this about i was distracted by street boner 1118 off to the right…god damn that’s one nice ass-time continuum going on over there…look >>>
oh yeah and helmets are for pussies
helmets are for pussies. that’s what I always say. kids are so coddled these days. my granddad used to put us kids in lawn chairs in the back of his pickup and drive us at 70mph down dirt roads. we rode dirtbikes with no helmets and no shirts. we jumped bmx and skateboarded naked. somehow we lived.
what’s this moderation shit? moderate my balls.
Ned, you’re a fucking idiot
Yeah, Ned’s a goof.
Fuck it, I wear a helmet.
I just saw all these pro skaters on bedford being filmed for something and they all had matte black helmets on, that sort of looked like kids little league baseball helmets. anyhoozers, they all had their black hoodies up OVER the helmets so they looked like darth vader or some shit. guess they had to wear them and felt stupid. which they should, c’mon STREETSKTERS wearing helmets? that is lame, I’m sorry tony hawk.
try not wearing a helmet in boston, see how long you last.
” casual robocop” . Lolz.
The only way that helmet would look cool is if he loses the bike and wears it alone.
I love it how hipsters would never risk life or serious injury for patriotism and going to foreign countries killing religious fundamentalists, but gladly do just THAT to be fashionable.
Yea, what kind of pussy asshole would wear a seat belt… i mean helmet.
Wow, these comments are hilarious. Natural selection has plenty of work to finish.
why would i want to go to a foreign country to kill religious fundamentalist when they are crawling all over this country??
I wear a helmet. A friend from high school, Robbie aka “Super Arab,” died in college when he crashed on his bike and hit his head on a curb. Every time I strap that thing on I give an internal shout out to Super A.
RIP homey.
helmets are only essential in cities where the populace has no idea people ride bikes (see Dallas/Ft. Worth)
Our religious fundamentalists watch TBN and wear monkey suits protesting biology classes, fundamentalists in the Middle East strap bombs on their chests blowing themselves up in hospitals and schools to prove a point.
I watched my roommate loose about 30 IQ points in a day in an altercation with a minivan. A friend died when merging with traffic. Both were hit from behind. You can’t outmaneuver something you can’t see. Good luck guys.
It’s amusing. If Gavin said “condoms are useless, only losers use them” – half of you goofs would agree.
How’s this one:
Helmets are a great way to say “I do not wear a condom. And I fuck out of anger for the lost souls who never had a chance”.
Gotta say it…I have a brain injury and am forced to wear a helmet (not daily, just on a bike, assholes). I cringed when I read this one. I cringe when I hear about car accidents. I cringe when I hear about douche bag tough guys trying their damndest to be dickheads in sports. I cringe when I hear about Olympic hopefuls having their dreams crushed after sustaining a head injury while practising their sport. It’s possible to get a head injury while wearing a helmet!!! I didn’t even hit my head and managed to sustain a very serious brain injury. Why not reduce your risk of becoming a ‘capper like me for the rest of your life and accept that looking like a donkey while riding a bike is probably not the worst thing. Aside from getting a ‘capper sticker for parking spots, head injuries aren’t that awesome.
I love how straightforward this. It’s refreshing to see the aggravation, instead of the, “isn’t this reference clever” boners.
I don’t think they let you and your bike on a chair lift without a helmet.
You are a helmet fashion fuck, you’ve obviously never had an accident. You will die when you do and the only thing that will survive is your favourite pair of gay shoes…. Fuck Off…
Once you’ve been hit, you will never not wear one again–either because you finally realize just how idiotic most people are in their two-ton hunks of metal, or because you’re dead.
ATTN all the helmet haters out there: you’re dumb. I’d rather look like a dork and wear a helmet to not have brain damage when a drunk driver runs a red light and hits me. I get the sarcasm of the original boner. It’s like when VICE commented that a chubby baby looked disgusting and it needed to loose the baby fat. But these dumb-as-fuck bike messenger comments saying they’d rather die young and leave a beautiful corpse than wear a helmet….great, go ahead….less trash on the road for me to contend with. So aahhhh fuckkkk youuu!
yeah well that pussy retard will still be alive when you crash and hit your head and die. helmets are cool.
A kid was recently killed near me because he hit a car while riding his bike with no helmet. But hey, at least they can put “Had a fashionable 21 years” on his tombstone.
lol @ helmetlover69
forget the comments… the name alone is pure lulz.
i mean why add 69 to the end haha… it definitely also has some gay undertones.