Posted by
Gavin
• 03.15.10 09:55 am

This gives me a boner the size of Mars but I’m a sucker for old guys in Inca hats.

★★★★★★★★★★

  1. STREET BONER 825
  2. STREET BONER 952
  3. BONER ALERT: LILY ALLEN
  4. STREET BONER 897
  5. LNP: BONER ALERT!


Comments
  1. Bubba says:

    Goddamit. My dick’s dick is hard.

  2. JuCIFER says:

    This is the future multi-ethnic superAmerican that Jim Goad is always whining about.
    BRING IT ON, MY AFRO-ASIO-CAUCA-LATINO QUEEN!

  3. Canadave says:

    Can you imagine what she looks like the morning after, wearing nothing but your dress shirt, making you eggs and coffee? WIFE HARD OR GO HOME. (P.S.: I bet you her vag smells like unicorns and rainbows)

  4. Gil Gerard says:

    Sensors are detecting traces quantities of Benneton particles. Please investigate.

  5. Cpt. Obvious says:

    perfect

  6. Billy Cox says:

    this site needs more hot black chicks like this. i’m sick of those frumpy hipster white bitches

  7. Zippy says:

    Forget mop-top here. Tell us more about the gentleman behind her, walking with the purpose of a man that has a fascinating story to tell. Where to, Papa? Where is life’s journey taking you today?

    Admittedly, it probably involves his prostrate, but don’t you just want to know?

  8. Vane$$a says:

    I don’t get how this chick is “black.” Can white people get a smidge of credit in helping to create her? For fuck’s sake. She’s black like Malcolm Gladwell is black, i.e. she has dark, froey hair. Based on that criteria, my snatch should qualify for affirmative action.

    She’s pretty but that alien collarbone is freaking me the fuck out. You should have docked her one and a half pussy faces. It’s an issue.

  9. Professor Mudbutt says:

    I wanna analyze her.

  10. homeless. says:

    do you think the picture quality would hold as a life sized print.

  11. mr.meat says:

    I don’t know, I could argue that old guys in safari fedoras beat old guys in inca hats anyday.

  12. no.thanks. says:

    a cookie for SBTC. good job.
    now, go find me a puerto rican (or DR) hipster girl. DO THAT SHIT.

  13. Canadave says:

    @ Vane$$a: Once there’s a drop of black in your bucket, you’re black for forever. If you mate with an Albanian albino, then MAYBE your kids have a chance of getting off the black wagon. Yes, you can call her white all you want, but really, to all the world, she black.

  14. More of this please, enough with butterface white hipsters! They already ARE to blame for fuckin making Nickelback ‘make it’. Vane$$a go star in a proactive ad, I’m pretty sure your neck beard acne would inspire a new line! I’m not sayin ur pretty ugly, but when you remove the former its just the ugly truth. Yours truly

  15. Vane$$a says:

    If you think that’s bad, you should see the zits on my taint!

  16. Kool G Rapp says:

    Canadave, Billy and Bubba said it best. I fuckin love when a girl got a morning after shirt on.

    That Goad fellow is boring btw. Most of the shit he types is tl;dr for me and has no point.

    Anyway, keep finding more 10′s like this.

  17. Dr. Fate says:

    This sounds stupid, I know this is going to be track by the FBI or something and I am going to be sent to Egypt and get taught a lesson in extraordinary rendition, but this chick is hot, I shouldn’t feel this, I’m Dr. fucking Fate but she is hot, it seems like LA but is New York … punk rock is not from LA, they never fully understand … she makes me like living in the city, amen.

  18. imyar says:

    HAHAHHAHA

  19. Billy Cox says:

    yknow shes so hot i didnt notice shes wearing brown shoes with black clothes. and i bet my balls shes 100000000000000x hotter with straight hair instead of her “generic ethnic clip art model” fro

  20. gross says:

    bitch is gross

  21. Kaitlyn says:

    YES. This is the black Cher circa “If I Could Turn Back Time”

  22. Louis Lexus says:

    Vane$$a is p. a pig out to pasture, I want to bite the shit out of those collar bones

  23. bite me. says:

    @Vane$$a…the collorbone had me perplexed, but u can’t deny she’s hot! @ Billy Cox…you CAN, in fact wear black and brown, AND the fro is part of what makes her hot…a blow out would make her look plain the way long staight hair makes Halle Berry look (a little) less hot!

  24. Brennan says:

    shit. downtown julie brown’s been aging pretty gracefully.


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