Posted by
Gavin
• 03.12.10 10:56 am

I love being gorgeous, working out, playing music, and making that crystal clear to as many people as possible beyond any shadow of any possible doubt.

☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

  1. STREET BONER 899
  2. I LIKE FASHISM
  3. CRYSTAL CASTLE DAZZLES
  4. STREET BONER 999
  5. GO ASK ALICE…SERIOUSLY GO ASK HER NOW AND THEN EVERY TWO HOURS!


Comments
  1. Salad says:

    Damn that guy looks a lot like me.

  2. durm says:

    FILF! fag id like to fuck!

  3. cookie says:

    true…
    but i’d still hit it.

  4. lester says:

    fuck this motherfucker

  5. Zippy says:

    What’s up with his hair? He looks like he skinned Moe Howard and added that to the top of his head.

  6. JuCIFER says:

    This is what Hitler would have looked like if he came out of the closet, and learned to let loose.

  7. kure kure takora says:

    Please don’t tell me that it’s real because this ranks amongst the stupid of that dude who got raybans tattooed on his face.

  8. I bob for beans says:

    He was at a casting call to play Roseanne’s son. The show finally got picked up again!

  9. lol@u says:

    not bad but he’s not Mr. Cool Ice.

  10. Arv's Mom's Testes says:

    Spin on player, spin on!

  11. ~**juDee**~ says:

    mmmmmmmm, yummy

  12. no.thanks. says:

    ‘shopped.

  13. dry rub says:

    shoop

  14. Jetpack says:

    His entire head is a combover, which is weird because he has plenty of hair.

  15. Anonymous says:

    he’s so lovely…and then there’s his hair.

  16. Gayboners says:

    Everything about this guy is the worst. Gays with Sense, representin’!

  17. skull front says:

    combovers are back. and gay

  18. Salad says:

    I’m a little more chiseled than that guy though and I don’t have a gerbil in my ass.

  19. black person says:

    hair like an emo legoman

  20. Nico says:

    Not real, right? He’s just some model hired to stand around and look like an ideally handsome dj, but has no skills. His hair’s killin me

  21. imyar says:

    so guys that are actual perfect tens get 0 kitties to show for it. you guys are prejudice against your own gender. what’s the male equivalent to feminist cos you’re anti-whatever the fuck that is. if i have to hear ethical debates about porno sluts and chick strippers and female empowerment why can’t you dudes be the same for your own bros being all exploited-like?

  22. skull front says:

    that’s not a 10 in man world

    the guy cries at musicals

  23. Sylte vs. Genetics says:

    The guy has a stunning face, but the terrible hair, terrible tattoo, shaved chest metro bollocks just isn’t sexy.

    He’d get no kitties from me either, because wasted tasty is worse.

  24. Bang Bang Banana says:

    @ imyar: The male equivalent of feminist is feminist because males can be feminists. It’s a sure fire way to get pussy.

  25. narwhal says:

    HELVETICA!

  26. Penisface says:

    d-gay

  27. Boris says:

    What’s with the mix of upper & lower-case? Is Dj. Dutch for Mr. or summin’?

  28. Forrest Hump says:

    I may not be a smart man but……you guys are fucking dumb.

  29. Martha Dumptruck says:

    This guy has my haircut, and I’m a lady. Pass.

  30. Anonymous says:

    no a real tattoo. he’s gross anyway. it is possible to be too perfect.

  31. AJ says:

    I think that hair just gave me cancer!

  32. Womble says:

    So he remembers his name whilst he looks in the mirror (which he does a lot!)


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