Posted by
Gavin
• 01.04.10 02:08 pm

I don’t care if you look like Artie Lang with cancer: If you want to get a young girl, dress like a young girl. That’s it.

★★★☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

  1. ARTIE LANGE KILLS – AGAIN
  2. STREET BONER 1017
  3. STREET BONER 834
  4. STREET BONER 935
  5. STREET BONER 996


Comments
  1. bolo says:

    if you want a young girl join a motorcycle club and sell drugs. Granted, you’ll get a homeless junkie young girl, but hey.

  2. Zippy says:

    That outfit couldn’t be more wimp-ified if his 4 year old daughter selected it after watching “Barney”.

  3. zincink says:

    EEEEEEWwwww.. maybe those graphic wings sprout and they fly into an asian paradise in the sky

  4. count cumchugula says:

    Artie is dating a girl in her mid 20s. Also, last name is spelled Lange.

  5. Tooks says:

    I bet if we saw her face we’d see that’s not a young girl at all! They’re 2 old people pretending to be very young.

  6. GiZZz says:

    This is what happens when “you ain’t got no style mutha fucka.”

  7. pish posh says:

    Bad style is better than no style. At least our eyeballs get to laugh.

  8. imyar says:

    soo obviously true

  9. the realist says:

    YUCK!

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  11. Ruby says:

    Vom. That is all.

  12. mia says:

    they deserve each other. oh, god, how they deserve each other.

    i used to feel bad when creepy guys would hit on me, but now i know that they will find their match.

    haht-warming.

  13. Anonymous says:

    Guys should never have something flashy and bright on their butt cheeks… period.
    The next thing you know they’ll start sticking on slogans like “Chunky”.

  14. rad cultist says:

    everyone wants to fuck an angel from behind!


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