Posted by
Gavin
• 12.28.09 11:19 am

There’s something about a dairy-fed British chick that just makes you want to give her Jack and Danny a right Jolly Rogering.

★★★★★★★★☆☆

  1. LNP: BONER ALERT!
  2. ENJOY YOUR DAIRY QUEEN, YOU BUCKET OF GARBAGE
  3. STREET BONER 952
  4. STREET BONER 971
  5. DEAR DREW: TOO MUCH SELF-LOVE?


Comments
  1. Canadave says:

    PRO TEINS
    VI TAMINS
    MI NERALS

    It’s a shame birds don’t drink milk, cuz that right there is one fine piece of chicken.

  2. I’d tie her up and then dump grape juice all over her thighs and then blast them with powdered sugar. Then I’d lick it off while blindfolded. That ought to be good for a lark.

  3. kevin says:

    “fancy some chips”? immediately after sex.

  4. Zippy says:

    Why wasn’t this under my tree at Christmas? She would have been much better than that fucking tie. :(

  5. Anonymous says:

    why do like 99% of girls in new york have such fucking ugly shoes on

  6. Dr. Fate says:

    I’m blonde … but she is hot, she is hot … the “leather and lace” (or is that cotton?) is really Stevie Nicks!

    this site is so gay friendly its out-of-control!!

  7. Alain Badiou says:

    Every girl that holds her fucking bag like that needs to be shot.
    Right now.
    Shot in the head.
    The world would then truly be a better place.
    Her face is also quite annoying. But i suppose she can’t help that.
    Shoot the bitch.

  8. GiZz says:

    That one fine piece of ass complimented with a hott british accent. I like it, I like it a lot.

  9. flickin'beans says:

    i dated a girl like this for a few years, thought she was the one. then i learned that sometimes a leather jacket is just a leather jacket and not a signal of anything else.

  10. flickin'beans says:

    also i agree with Alain Badiou on the bag holding part. In addition, I have never and possibly will never understand why women think that purses are anything but a fucking hassle. no woman EVER knows where ANYTHING is in their purse EVER. they are rarely cool looking and you might as well just wear a fucking backpack if you MUST carry that much shit around at all times. anyway, 10 beers down, 2 to go, then inevitably a line or two followed by a 6 pack. cant wait to get to work tomorrow.

  11. zuckerzeit says:

    o i get it, jack and danny rhymes with “fanny”. which is english for “arse.” which is english for cooter.

  12. Anonymous says:

    Whatsa a cooter?

  13. she looks cold. oh,

    and you’re an antisemite

  14. imyar says:

    so gorgeous, she’s glowing.

  15. drippy dog dix and cum bubbles or something says:

    @flickin’beans: Does your gut reflect your diet?

  16. BitTorrent says:

    Blockbuster still exists?

  17. tus papa says:

    gotta love those jcs on her feets

  18. dai one says:

    nice lips

  19. mossything says:

    she looks dull as fuck.

  20. King of the New Year says:

    I’ll bet she wouldn’t let you cum on her iPhone.

  21. er says:

    What’s with you and British girls being milk-fed?

  22. no.thanks. says:

    just got back from london…..YO SON. once you get past the fucked up drunk accents, its a lot of shit like this.

  23. tig ol biddies says:

    wait, so what’s the diff between this and “normal”? cause i don’t think you even know

  24. Ruby says:

    Flickin beans, you are an idiot. That is all.

  25. Henna says:

    Alain Badiou: How the fuck else do you hold a bag like that? Your teeth? Lets make a bet, you find a way to hold a bag that big on an arm that small without douches like you finding a way to say it’s wrong and I will give you a cookie.

  26. mia says:

    i wore that outfit 3 years ago.

  27. Anonymous says:

    she look hella hot, love everything about her


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