If I somehow caught the right leprechaun to get to sleep with this girl, I don’t know if I’d ever see her vagina cause I’d be way, way too busy putting my balls on her chin.
i like this chick. not only are her super hip melissa collab shoes totes eco-friendly, so is her anorexia. not eating is like 900% times more environmentally efficient then even eating locally! not that she doesn’t look great. her blazer is super sharp.
“If I somehow caught the right leprechaun to get to sleep with this girl, I don’t know if I’d ever see her vagina cause I’d be way, way too busy putting my balls on her chin.”
Don’t pick on her for having a slender build, believe me, better to start out slim, most girls puff out as time goes on. The world don’t need another Kirstie Alley.
you shudnt joke about anorexia. this chick has issues. once i was with her and she was eating crutons for her “treat of the day”. she sucked me off too! lol shes a firecrotch and apparently has herpes miss.model lee dares shame. she fits big ones quite nice
Rory
If I somehow caught the right leprechaun to get to sleep with this girl, I don’t know if I’d ever see her vagina cause I’d be way, way too busy putting my balls on her chin.
HEYOOOOOOOOO WE GOT A LIVE ONE!
did you have a hard time with this caption?
I’d be too afraid of banging this chick cause I’d be too afraid of breaking her. Nice face tho.
i like this chick. not only are her super hip melissa collab shoes totes eco-friendly, so is her anorexia. not eating is like 900% times more environmentally efficient then even eating locally! not that she doesn’t look great. her blazer is super sharp.
she’s a yale graduate too!
“If I somehow caught the right leprechaun to get to sleep with this girl, I don’t know if I’d ever see her vagina cause I’d be way, way too busy putting my balls on her chin.”
We have a winna!
she’s standing directly in front of the license plate and yet I can read almost the whole thing
Don’t pick on her for having a slender build, believe me, better to start out slim, most girls puff out as time goes on. The world don’t need another Kirstie Alley.
she doesn’t have a “slender build”, she’s got that look in her eyes that says if she didn’t think it’d make her go up a pants size, she’d eat YOU
great fucking shoes though, even if that little wedge of heel poking out the back looks like it’s about to pop like a blister
There are obviously sum jealous gurls in here today, ever think she might just be blessed with a fast metabolizm? Maybe she wishes she had a bootay
It’s Lee!
Looks good to me, too bad fatties
There is such a thing as too skinny, but this isn’t it.
so many jealous fatso’s in here
she looks like a hologram. hey skeletor, do they pay you to go to the gym?
I met this girl when she was seventeen. She is a good time.
Perfection sometimes arises.
she is veryyyyyyyyyy aesthetically pleasing so are alot of body types so chill the fuck out. Don’t hate. She has so much swagger swagger is suing her.
nothing tastes as good as skinny feels
This girl gives you one warm, soft smile and you will remember it ten years later.
I WANNA BOTTLE AND SELL THE SWEET NECTAR OF HER HONEY BUCKET!
Ms. Lee Dares makes me wanna
her twitter is twitter.com/leedares
She does have a nice chin for nutz.
Lanky or just skanky?
you shudnt joke about anorexia. this chick has issues. once i was with her and she was eating crutons for her “treat of the day”. she sucked me off too! lol shes a firecrotch and apparently has herpes miss.model lee dares shame. she fits big ones quite nice
lol she has to stoop a bit to try and remain in frame…
3 kittens max for the human giraffe.