When you first get a website going and get a little popularity, one of the gayest little rushes is to look at your stats program and see requests coming in from different countries – oooh, Ireland! oooh, Japan! oh, Montana!
When you first get a website going and get a little popularity, one of the gayest little rushes is to look at your stats program and see requests coming in from different countries – oooh, Ireland! oooh, Japan! oh, Montana!
Clearly, the joy of those first few moments is long gone for me – however, in that same vein, there IS a little trick on Street Carnage that I still do enjoy. We use wordpress here, and one of its great features is that you can click on a commenter and see every comment that dude has ever left. You can also tell where they live, the aliases they use, who their ISP is, etc.
Awesome!
Well, as you all know, one of the faggotest commenters is called “Too Long” – he comes on to every post and just goes “shorten it up or gtfo” or “not even close” or “no WAY am I reading this,” or some other witty shit like that. Pretty juvenile and funny, but for some reason he really pisses us off.
Well, all of us at SBTVC have known for quite some time that “Too Long” has another side to him: times when he does NOT go by the name “Too Long” – He often does this to give himself props, and sometimes just likes to pretend to be other well-known commenters. Another behavioral train is his tendency to accuse certain commenters of being other commenters – I guess it’s fair to say he’s obsessed with identity.
It’s really fascinating to look over his logs and see all the people he pretends to be; it’s like doing a Tax Audit on Clark Kent’s retarded brother.
Now, I won’t reveal Too Long’s location or IP or anything fucked up like that – that would be over the line – but I do want all of you to have a taste of the fun we have backstage. See if you can guess my favorite part- enjoy!
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USERNAME: too long
IP ADDR: xx.xxx.xx.xx
too long; get lost
From OPEN MIC: FUCK OFF GEEK, 2009/06/05 at 6:31 PM 2009/06/05
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USERNAME: WHAT!!!!!!!!???
IP ADDR: xx.xxx.xx.xx
I’m a fucking stupid cunt.
From GIRL POWER!, 2009/06/03 at 5:14 PM 2009/06/03
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USERNAME: freckles
IP ADDR: xx.xxx.xx.xx
What, only 31 comments? Blognigger, you better create some more aliases to leave comments under.
From ABORTION DOCTOR SHOOTINGS VS SUICIDE BOMBINGS, 2009/06/03 at 5:10 PM 2009/06/03
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USERNAME: too long
IP ADDR: xx.xxx.xx.xx
im not even going to consider reading this.
From ABORTION DOCTOR SHOOTINGS VS SUICIDE BOMBINGS, 2009/06/03 at 4:46 PM 2009/06/03
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USERNAME: NYC is such a joke these days
IP ADDR: xx.xxx.xx.xx
as eveidenced by stupid shit like this.
From GIRL POWER!, 2009/06/03 at 4:40 PM 2009/06/03
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USERNAME: JUST A NORMAL GUY (THE ORIGINAL)
http://twitter.com/JUSTANORMALGUY | IP ADDR: xx.xxx.xx.xx
WELL THAT WASNT ME THAT SAID THOSE OTHER COMMENTS ABOVE. JUST GOES TWO SHOW IMITATION IS THE MOST FORM OF FLAT TERRY. WELL THANKS FOUR LINK KING TWO MY TWITTER ANY WAYS SO I CAN GET MORE FOLLOWERS. LOL.
From GIRL POWER!, 2009/06/03 at 3:35 PM 2009/06/03
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USERNAME: Mass Appeal Magazine
IP ADDR: xx.xxx.xx.xx
Haha, we told you bitches, what goes around comes around.
From GIRL POWER!, 2009/06/03 at 3:30 PM 2009/06/03
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USERNAME: too long
IP ADDR: xx.xxx.xx.xx
my name
From THE HEEBIE JEEBIES PICK-ME-UP, 2009/06/03 at 3:19 PM 2009/06/03
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USERNAME: midlife crisis
IP ADDR: xx.xxx.xx.xx
They’ve each been through two divorces…at least.
From STREET BONER 715, 2009/06/02 at 11:07 AM 2009/06/02
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USERNAME: JUST A NORMAL GUY (THE ORIGINAL)
http://twitter.com/JUSTANORMALGUY | IP ADDR: xx.xxx.xx.xx
WELL I DID NOT RIGHT THAT COMMENT ABOVE. I THINK HEAVY METAL PARK KING LOT IS KIND OF OUT DATED BUY NOW. WELL IT JUST GOES TOO SHOW I HVAE A LOT OF COPY CATS ON HERE. I ALL WAYS SAY IMITAITON IS THE SINCERIST FORM OF FLAT TERRY.
From DEAR STREET CARNAGE: THE BOOBS, 2009/06/02 at 11:02 AM 2009/06/02
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USERNAME: Save us Too Long!!!
IP ADDR: xx.xxx.xx.xx
^^^^^^^^^^ JAG madness kills this whole site. Too Long where are you?!?!?
From DEAR STREET CARNAGE: THE BOOBS, 2009/06/02 at 11:06 AM 2009/06/02
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USERNAME: (the unorginal)
IP ADDR: xx.xxx.xx.xx
The thing he said about val is obviously trolling, as he knows everyone here hates her. I’m telling you people, start giving these dipshits compliments and they they will dissapear cuz it wont be fun anymore.
From YOU’RE FIRED FROM STREET CARNAGE, 2009/06/02 at 10:50 AM 2009/06/02
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USERNAME: JUST A NORMAL GUY (THE ORIGINAL)
http://twitter.com/JUSTANORMALGUY | IP ADDR: xx.xxx.xx.xx
WELL I AM NOT A GAY SO I DO’NT KNOW BUT I THINK THE BEST PART OF BEING IN A GAY RELATIONSHIP ITS THAT A GAY NEVER NEEDS TO SIT IN A DUMB UGLY CHAIR IN THE CORNER OF VICTORIA SECRET WHILE HIS GF DIG THROUGH A BIG BUSHEL OF CHEAP PANTY’S THAT SAY ‘COOCHIE’ ON THE BUTT [SENSE WHEN IS THE COOCHIE IN THE BUTT?]
From THREE GREAT TOE FILMS FOR THE FAMILY, 2009/05/29 at 4:04 PM 2009/05/29
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USERNAME: Street Boring
IP ADDR: xx.xxx.xx.xx
Snore. Yawn.
From OPEN MIC: THE TURNER DIARIES, 2009/05/29 at 12:22 PM 2009/05/29
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USERNAME: too long
IP ADDR: xx.xxx.xx.xx
shorten it up or gtfo.
From OPEN MIC: WHY YOU SHOULDN’T HATE FAT PEOPLE, 2009/05/29 at 12:20 PM 2009/05/29
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USERNAME: too long
IP ADDR: xx.xxx.xx.xx
im gonna break kayfabe here: i read it.
From SEX THERAPY: EPISODE 36, 2009/05/29 at 12:16 PM 2009/05/29
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USERNAME: JUST A NORMAL GUY (THE ORIGINAL)
http://twitter.com/JUSTANORMALGUY | IP ADDR: xx.xxx.xx.xx
WELL I AM NOT A GAY SO I DO’NT KNOW BUT I THINK THE BEST PART OF BEING IN A GAY RELATIONSHIP ITS THAT A GAY NEVER NEEDS TO SIT IN A DUMB UGLY CHAIR IN THE CORNER OF VICTORIA SECRET WHILE HIS GF DIG THROUGH A BIG BUSHEL OF CHEAP PANTY’S THAT SAY ‘COOCHIE’ ON THE BUTT [SENSE WHEN IS THE COOCHIE IN THE BUTT?]
From I NEED A MAN, 2009/05/28 at 4:59 PM 2009/05/28
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USERNAME: too long
IP ADDR: xx.xxx.xx.xx
why would i even attempt that? it doesn’t even appear to be formatted correctly.
From DEAR BARF: I JUST YELLED AT MY BEST FRIEND, 2009/05/28 at 4:54 PM 2009/05/28
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USERNAME: too long
IP ADDR: xx.xxx.xx.xx
infectious grooves are so horrible.
From NEW STREET CARNAGE RADIO: SUICIDAL TENDENCIES, 2009/05/28 at 4:46 PM 2009/05/28
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USERNAME: Dripping Vaginal Infection
IP ADDR: xx.xxx.xx.xx
Ha, psych! BORING!
From HOW I LOST MY BIG DYKE FRIEND, 2009/05/27 at 6:11 PM 2009/05/27
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USERNAME: Machiavellian Rice Cooker
IP ADDR: xx.xxx.xx.xx
I swear if I ever see ‘too long’ imma fuck her up!
From THE AFGHANISTAN REPORT: BURNING BIBLES, 2009/05/27 at 6:02 PM 2009/05/27
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USERNAME: too long
IP ADDR: xx.xxx.xx.xx
jesus, is there anything on this website that isn’t like two miles long? tldr.
From THE AFGHANISTAN REPORT: BURNING BIBLES, 2009/05/27 at 5:44 PM 2009/05/27
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USERNAME: roofus
IP ADDR: xx.xxx.xx.xx
^^^^ I’m with ya too long, you’re my working class hero!
From THE AFGHANISTAN REPORT: BURNING BIBLES, 2009/05/27 at 5:51 PM 2009/05/27
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USERNAME: too long
IP ADDR: xx.xxx.xx.xx
oh please.
From HOW I LOST MY BIG DYKE FRIEND, 2009/05/27 at 5:41 PM 2009/05/27
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USERNAME: Peyton Westlake
IP ADDR: xx.xxx.xx.xx
How come Too Long never posts in the Boners section.
From STREET BONER 703, 2009/05/22 at 11:21 AM 2009/05/22
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USERNAME: too long
IP ADDR: xx.xxx.xx.xx
this is the internet. time is critical. shorten it up dude.
From OPEN MIC: MY GIRLFRIEND FUCKED A HOCKEY TEAM (PART 1), 2009/05/22 at 11:08 AM 2009/05/22
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USERNAME: too long
IP ADDR: xx.xxx.xx.xx
nope.
From AMERICA HATES FAGS – A BLACK PERSPECTIVE, 2009/05/22 at 11:07 AM 2009/05/22
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USERNAME: too long
IP ADDR: xx.xxx.xx.xx
eh, maybe. but prolly not.
From OPEN MIC: MEN ARE WEIRD, 2009/05/22 at 11:07 AM 2009/05/22
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USERNAME: whiners suck
http://twitter.com/whinerssuck | IP ADDR: xx.xxx.xx.xx
who wants originality? this is fashion.
From STREET BONER 701, 2009/05/21 at 12:25 PM 2009/05/21
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USERNAME: You’re Doing It Wrong
IP ADDR: xx.xxx.xx.xx
Too much red. Also, would look better with a plain belt and Vans Eras.
From STREET BONER 701, 2009/05/21 at 10:50 AM 2009/05/21
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USERNAME: too long
IP ADDR: xx.xxx.xx.xx
no thanks.
From STREET CARNAGE VS. JIM GOAD: 31 TWEETS VS. 31 TWEETS, 2009/05/21 at 10:45 AM 2009/05/21
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USERNAME: too long
IP ADDR: xx.xxx.xx.xx
i saw Twitter and said fuck it-not reading it. looks like it was too
long anyway.
From THE HARVEY MILK MEMORIAL GAYEST CELEBRITY TWITTER AWARDS, 2009/05/20 at 5:34 PM 2009/05/20
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USERNAME: too long
IP ADDR: xx.xxx.xx.xx
i never read JAG’s comments.
From LNP: BONER ALERT, 2009/05/18 at 4:41 PM 2009/05/18
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USERNAME: too long
IP ADDR: xx.xxx.xx.xx
tldw
From MICROCHIP INVENTED THAT TRACKS BAD GUYS AND RELEASES CYANIDE, 2009/05/18 at 4:39 PM 2009/05/18
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USERNAME: too long
IP ADDR: xx.xxx.xx.xx
come the fuck on already.
From PUNK MONDAYS: THINGS THAT ARE PUNK, 2009/05/18 at 4:36 PM 2009/05/18
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USERNAME: this shit aint for new york
IP ADDR: xx.xxx.xx.xx
Saira’s other band, Question, is like a million times better.
From PUNK MONDAYS: FAGGOT, 2009/05/18 at 4:17 PM 2009/05/18
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USERNAME: Armen
IP ADDR: xx.xxx.xx.xx
“These bitches with accents pronounce the word “cleavage” as “KLUH VAHJ.” WTF? I wonder how they pronounce “I HAVE AIDS (and a herpes encrusted cunt).””
…says the girl who spells her name VAL-HUREY.
From HOW TO BE A DIRTY GROUPIE SLUT, 2009/05/15 at 2:27 PM 2009/05/15
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USERNAME: Armen
IP ADDR: xx.xxx.xx.xx
@Loomis
Just because someone doesn’t like something, doesn’t mean they didn’t get it. It usually just means that it’s not that likeable.
From BLUE IRIS’ LAST DING DONG SHOW, 2009/05/15 at 2:23 PM 2009/05/15
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USERNAME: the one in red…
IP ADDR: xx.xxx.xx.xx
…is a dude. I know for fact. I used to work with it at the Great Wall.
Other one is it’s sister.
From STREET BONER 692, 2009/05/14 at 2:41 PM 2009/05/14
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USERNAME: too long
IP ADDR: xx.xxx.xx.xx
the bullet points are appreciated.
From HOW TO GET ADDERALL, 2009/05/14 at 1:49 PM 2009/05/14
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USERNAME: BN is also too long
IP ADDR: xx.xxx.xx.xx
IP addresses. Duh.
From THE EXTRA-GAY WORLD OF CELEBRITY TWITTER, 2009/05/14 at 1:46 PM 2009/05/14
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USERNAME: whiners suck
http://twitter.com/whinerssuck | IP ADDR: xx.xxx.xx.xx
^last one was not me.
From 12 NEAT PICS: DANILO PARRA, 2009/05/14 at 1:38 PM 2009/05/14
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USERNAME: whiners suck
http://twitter.com/whinerssuck | IP ADDR: xx.xxx.xx.xx
I figured it out. If we compliment her, Gavin will grow tired and make her go away. Great job Val! Jen Hanley, you too!
From 12 NEAT PICS: DANILO PARRA, 2009/05/13 at 2:51 PM 2009/05/13
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USERNAME: whiners suck
http://twitter.com/whinerssuck | IP ADDR: xx.xxx.xx.xx
I meant JAG.
From THE EXTRA-GAY WORLD OF CELEBRITY TWITTER, 2009/05/13 at 2:49 PM 2009/05/13
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USERNAME: Dave Meltzer
IP ADDR: xx.xxx.xx.xx
Fake.
From FOUND: HELLO KITTY, 2009/05/13 at 1:45 PM 2009/05/13
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USERNAME: too long
IP ADDR: xx.xxx.xx.xx
tldr. srsly.
From THE EXTRA-GAY WORLD OF CELEBRITY TWITTER, 2009/05/13 at 1:32 PM 2009/05/13
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USERNAME: You’re Doing It Wrong
IP ADDR: xx.xxx.xx.xx
That’s one poorly dressed dude.
From STREET BONER 687, 2009/05/12 at 11:01 AM 2009/05/12
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USERNAME: consuala
IP ADDR: xx.xxx.xx.xx
I almost forgot to mention, I love giant penises in my butthole!
From DEAR STREET CARNAGE: FOUND, 2009/05/11 at 11:00 AM 2009/05/11
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USERNAME: too long
IP ADDR: xx.xxx.xx.xx
are six nearly identical pictures really necessary?
From I WENT TO SEE AMY WINEHOUSE’S COMEBACK AND ALL I GOT WAS BORED,
2009/05/11 at 10:57 AM 2009/05/11
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USERNAME: too long
IP ADDR: xx.xxx.xx.xx
tldw
From JAPANESE ZOMBIE PRANK, 2009/05/08 at 10:55 AM 2009/05/08
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USERNAME: too long
IP ADDR: xx.xxx.xx.xx
^^ahhhhh he’s not in new york.
short and sweet Gavin. thanks.
From THE PALM PROJECT, 2009/05/08 at 10:52 AM 2009/05/08
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USERNAME: too long
IP ADDR: xx.xxx.xx.xx
not a fuckin’ chance in hell that i’m gonna read all that.
From OOPS: I DID IT AGAIN, 2009/05/06 at 10:53 AM 2009/05/06
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USERNAME: too long
IP ADDR: xx.xxx.xx.xx
aaand we’re back. i see it was another horrible wknd for people who like to stay inside. tldr.
From SWEDISH GIRLS, 2009/05/04 at 11:59 AM 2009/05/04
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USERNAME: Street Boning is Zlur
IP ADDR: xx.xxx.xx.xx
‘too long’, you out there?
From OPEN MIC: YOUR PRESIDENT IS BLACK, CONGRATULATIONS, 2009/05/01 at 5:30 PM 2009/05/01
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USERNAME: Street Boning is Zlur
IP ADDR: xx.xxx.xx.xx
NINTH!!!
You could drive a Mack truck through my gaper.
From STREET BONER 673, 2009/05/01 at 1:26 PM 2009/05/01
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USERNAME: hipster boxing match?
IP ADDR: xx.xxx.xx.xx
What sort of event was this taken at?
From STREET BONER 672, 2009/05/01 at 1:24 PM 2009/05/01
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USERNAME: too long
IP ADDR: xx.xxx.xx.xx
i dont have time for this shit. see you monday.
From OPEN MIC FRIDAYS: THE TRADITION CONTINUES, 2009/05/01 at 1:20 PM 2009/05/01
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USERNAME: ZlUR
IP ADDR: xx.xxx.xx.xx
But the kids I like best are the ones that stay behind and let let me suck on their wieners while everyone else is at recess.
From DEAR STREET CARNAGE: DEAR TEACHER, 2009/05/01 at 11:01 AM 2009/05/01
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USERNAME: You’re Doing It Wrong
IP ADDR: xx.xxx.xx.xx
Why the belt? It’s only making a shitty situation worse. And no, ironic mullets are not the new anything. Mullets were ironic like five years ago, before this stupid mustache phase.
From STREET BONER 670, 2009/04/30 at 6:19 PM 2009/04/30
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USERNAME: thats a black people outfit
IP ADDR: xx.xxx.xx.xx
jussayin, it would look better. amirite?
From STREET BONER 671, 2009/04/30 at 6:14 PM 2009/04/30
I aint reading all that shit.
Ooh, ooh do me next. I’m ever so special and I only use one internet name on this site!!!!~~
Too long.
kayfabe? dave meltzer? why am i not surprised that someone with this much time on their hands is a pro-wrestling fan?
What a sad fuckin little dick. This should remind eveyone to stay off the Internet and get some time outdoors so you don’t turn into a waste of air like this
aaaaaaahahahaha
‘too long’, you out there?
That’s the one that got me.
It really is amazing to me that anyone would do this. Why would anyone comment on their own comments like this? Why does showing support for yourself make you feel better? u assholes are weird
Its too hard to be funny on the internet
I really never will look at Too Long comments the same way again. It sucks because there was part of him that I really liked in that he just seemed not to give a fuck about anything. Instead it now seems that he gives a fuck about everything.
Oh yes — as for BN’s favorite part. It’s obviously the one where he talks about you
gotcha iggy
Can u do one of all of JANGs comments – I know I’m verging on groupie status here but for watever reason dude kills me. Btw my ip is going to be diff cuz I wrote this from my phone (I’m all p-noid now and shit haha)
Remember back when I used to type in all caps on this site before Just A Normal Guy came around and copied me? Those were good times.
I think I know why “Too Long” bugs you, it’s probably the same reason he bugs me; he had a funny idea but his execution was a 0/10.
WELL I JUST WANNA SAY THAT THE POWER, YOU WIELD, IS KINDA SEXY.
this was actually too long. i don’t know if that is ironic or moronic.
BN, by devouting this much attention to too long, you just made the highlight of his year.. he probably hasnt been this happy since first discovering tube 8.
su r gtfo
Yeah go Taeil!
Too long full of nonesense and make-bellieve propegenda.
Why not writing about IMPORTTANT topics liek the America war against the world. You call the Chinese Pprisoners MUSLIMS people and you know theyre’ not the MUSLIMS at all. USA is full of the lying and the propegandas.
Guantanimo is a TORTURE camp of peoples from around the world and you can only write about “TOO LONG” nonesense!
I am frustrated and sick of this BLOGNIGER! I know who you are and can also doing the “IP” trick so i already knw who you ARE!
Stupid and full of pigs fecis!
This makes me wonder if there’s a really awesome shrink or profiler or something out there who wouldn’t have even needed an IP address to flag this asshole.
“These posts… they’re all the same guy! And they’re coming from… inside the building…!”
If anybody punts this idea to Hollywood I will fucking stick a bomb up your ass and blow you up in Mexico.
Goddamn. A half-assed skimming and Too Long was already my blood enemy. No wonder ya’ll took to publicly p0wning the motherfucker. BN=doing Y-H’s work; today, anyway.
On the internet nobody knows you’re Too Long
I’m not surprised about Too Long. Some people just want to try and knock people down a peg for no particular reason.
I’m AM surprised that the contributors on streetcarnage let people like this get to them. I mean come on guys, you’re all hilarious.
Don’t do it man, you can still insult people on other websites anonymously- just cause you’re time here is at an end doesn’t mean you should quit!
a troll’s best asset is his ability to multiply. I myself have added support to my trollish arguments under other assumed identities. A troll’s delight is not winning the argument, it’s getting someone pissed off. so in this case… too long wins.
call me: “too short.” whaaaa!
im a fucking DICK and i wish i never did ANY internet commenting, but im FUCKING ADDICTED to it
partly it has something to do with being in an office all day but mostly its just about BEING A COCK
but this article is fucking hilarious
@ Bass Wheelie
I don’t think a shrink is necessary. All the serial internet multiple personalities (SIMPs) I’ve known leave deliberate and/or non-deliberate clues in their writing. For example, in this post Blognigger starts 2 of his 6 paragraphs (33.333%) with the word “well.” What does that tell you about who’s who around here? SIMPs are way too narcissistic and prop hungry to ever go to any great lengths to conceal their true identity.
“Just Right”
I’ve written every single comment here but yours.
Which give or take a couple comments likely equals around 70%.
DEUS EX MACHINA!
DEUS EX MACHINA!
DEUS EX MACHINA!
aaand we’re back.
AHAHAHAHAHA
Why would that hilarity piss anybody off?
Ah, the internet is great like that. The greatest thing to happen to anonymous complaining, unidentifiable acts of retardery and consequence-free shit-talking since white boys started doing weird shit with their bedsheets down in Stone Mountain, GA.
I got called out for doing a similar thing on a message board 10 years ago (but not with the same level of detail) and I’m pretty sure the dude responsible for all those post is feeling pretty fucking stupid right now.
Good to see someone cracking down on the unfettered terribleness that comes with the internet. JANG was a good start; it took me a minute or two to figure out it was a joke, but i still didnt think it was funny.
“pan pan cucul…”
this one is an asshole, but reading all this, i’m beginning to like him.
anyway, we all have like 300 identities here and everywhere else.
I’m also ‘sacha’ for instance.
HalfAfrican please change name to halfrican, tyvm.
frenchy
Ha, this is awesome. I’m really gonna need to bear this shit in mind about wordpress in future though
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa the best is when he’s all “TOO LONG SAVE ME!!!” HE thinks he’s a superhero. This article is like his version of the star wars kid video. nice underroos champ!
effn’ hilarious!
no time to read, but so much time to post!
PS- “save us too long” was awesome!
Certainly – that IS much better
bisous xx
you deserve your wife. every haggy inch of her.
GAWKER does this bullshit.
Un-original.
Concentrate on content.
Well, I’m just relieved to find out that he’s not me.
This is waaaayyyy too long.
on second thought, this post would be salvagable and kind of interesting if all of those identities were actually you. that’d be neat.
but i know that’s not the case. that’s why you deserve your life situation.
what’s your real identity again? wazzit? oh right, you nevah shayred. but we be called out and shamed for being, like, toolongblogoreo one day and shutthefuckupblogwinded or something. wazzat, too long, you ain’t shamed? too bad, learn some shame there.
you need a good skull fucking, loosen up your funnybone.
^^^^God, even the posts are too long.
So is Whiners Suck actually “too long” and a part time “JANG” ie; “JAG” and “Street Boning”?
One pathetic loser, amazing.
So you can just click on my name and have all of my awesomeness at one go? Sweet!
Make it longer pleez!!!!
The regular commenters are a veritable menagerie of idiots.
Good thing I don’t comment regularly.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=TLDR
I must have been sleeping during the moment where commenters began to matter. Have they ever contributed anything of consequence to the conversation? The jury is still out on whether or not Street Carnage made a good decision on even acknowledging them.
all of my comments are white noise. i enjoy contributing nothing.
but i do them all from my REAL LIFE and a version of my REAL NAME. anonymity is actually really boring.
Yeah because “Kat” is a unique name. Only you posess it, Kat! We all know who you are now! The one and only KAT of the world is here, guys! The one from REAL LIFE! It’s her REAL name!
Give me a break bitch. Kat is just as anonymous as anything else. Type your full fucking name and link to your personal website and then you have some grounds to stand on. There is no difference between typing “Chuck” as a Name on here. God you’re an idiot.