Posted by
Gavin
• 07.30.09 12:00 pm


I know you’re all biting your fingernails off wondering about this World’s Shittiest Song we’re working on. Stop freaking out. It’s basically done. We’re going to pull an all-nighter tonight and put it up for noon tomorrow. Here’s a little teaser


I know you’re all biting your fingernails off wondering about this World’s Shittiest Song we’re working on. Stop freaking out. It’s basically done. We’re going to pull an all-nighter tonight and put it up for noon tomorrow. Here’s a little teaser just so you know we’re not lying. It’s the end part where shit gets a bit rappy.

  1. MAKING THE WORST SONG EVER
  2. GREATEST HALLOWEEN SONG EVER – DISCO D
  3. MOTORHEAD’S OBAMA SONG
  4. OPEN MIC: A SHITTY SONG
  5. FOUND: UNSAFE SEX SONG


Comments
  1. lionel hutts says:

    this type of egregious pandering is why bruno flopped. nice cock.

  2. skull front says:

    was that thom yorke or are you just happy to see me

  3. dirtynickels says:

    i’ve seen your dick on a bun, on the street and now in the studio. there’s nothing left. put some pants on.

  4. fizzlebottom says:

    I hope you can throw in a rap about you life coach in this. Tommy Lee’s explanation for the kid drowning was “I was talking to my life coach, I didn’t see the kid.”

  5. fizzlebottom says:

    I meant to say “your life coach”

  6. JuCIFER says:

    Gavin is like a 4 year old that discovered his peepee.

  7. nice balls says:

    better than sex

  8. uhh.. says:

    if you people can suck harder than this:
    http://www.wired.com/listening_post/2008/04/a-scientific-at/
    i will give you a million internet dollars.

  9. Kim Mitchell says:

    sounds pretty good

  10. imyar says:

    how wonderful you managed to get sharon, lois and bram to collaborate with you. also, nice katrina shirt.

  11. Anonymous says:

    gavin you sound like your the 8th member of the bare naked ladies, or maybe the replacement for the coked up lead singer

  12. kat says:

    i just peed.

  13. zippy says:

    goddamn i can’t stop laughing at this

  14. Drippy Dog Dix and Cum Bubbles or something says:

    Pretty Bad, but still not as painfully weak as Tommy Lee or Fieldy. Trouble is, you’re doing it on purpose. If you could fashion a time machine and undo everything that made you self-aware you might have something. Another option would be a strategic brain injury that dulled you down to the “Venice Boardwalk, aging-delusional-party-guy, Rehab at The Hard Rock in Vegas” type level. Otherwise, it’s going to be close, but no cigar…

  15. Nice-uh says:

    GOOD WORK ALL AROUND!!! I AM IMPRESSED BOYS!!!

  16. miss appalachian says:

    i just peeded too.

  17. EastVanStallion says:

    those Sha-na-na-nas are reallllly gonna help make this song.
    and by make it, i mean, make it awful, obviously….

  18. The FoOl says:

    This is great.

  19. Dork says:

    If all else fails, whip out the wanger. Me likey.

  20. Marie says:

    Don’t you mean that the end gets “rapey”?

  21. flickin'beans says:

    I heard Tommy Wiseau is interested in co-writing/singing/producing this album.

  22. Beefy McManstick says:

    Pretty bad, but not as bad as this:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGlqkVirSI8

  23. Kavuye says:

    Yep, this really bad.

  24. Max says:

    Make an album and call it ” Researching you, researching me”

  25. sho nuff says:

    you got a smile out of me. nice one! you too Marie

  26. FAILFAG says:

    ii love you!

  27. Sloppy Manwich says:

    Wiseau wants the penis but can’t handle the penis.

  28. pogi says:

    my pee pee looks like gavins pee pee

  29. jesus! says:

    Honestly, i didn’t even see the fucking wiener until people started commenting about it.

  30. beej says:

    jesus christ this is awesome. i would buy this fucking album.

    extra points for the “sha-na-na-na-nana” stuff

    also a little bit of extra-croaky voice singing ala Ricky Gervais’ smash hit:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQyAJAIg0vg&feature=related

  31. Jesus Fever says:

    epic win.

  32. vegan jules says:

    are we gonna make a living off grandpa jokes now?

  33. Tobez says:

    this site is ruining my life. stop being good

  34. Roight says:

    “Something’s going down now happening together while there’s people going round now thinking ’bout the weather.”

    I’ll have whatever you guys are on.

  35. [...] we did it. After a gaggle of hours in the studio (Dan’s house) we finally crafted the gayest song ever made. Actually, it’s really just the shittiest song we [...]

  36. Dude... says:

    One day your daughter will see this.

  37. ... says:

    one day your daughter will see this

  38. shit says:

    This is shit. Is he still in college?

  39. drekula says:

    hahahahahahahaaaaaaaa

  40. tuff-stuff says:

    winter bush in august? i’m confused

  41. [...] Carnage: You remind me of Gavin the way you were always getting naked. What’s your dick [...]

  42. Draadnagels says:

    This guy’s pretty bad, too.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4QGqMG55Pk

    He frequents a bar that my friend works at. He’s completely serious.


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