Some parents fear skimpy Halloween costumes will transform their eight-year-olds into mini Catherine Millets.Some parents fear skimpy Halloween costumes will transform their eight-year-olds into mini-Catherine Millets.
ADOLFO GONZALEZ, 35, GRAND CONCOURSE, BRONX
Wassup Adolf? What’s the sexiest Halloween costume you’ve ever seen?
A sexy cat-woman: black, mini-dress, you can see all her legs. She has sexy boots, and gloves with fingernails—long ones. He had something that just covered her breasts. She had the cat ears and eye-liner so fat and sexy that curved like this. Black lips. Then she have simulated right here that she have whiskers, like a cat, even though she was a sexy woman, too, you know? She have a tail, too.
Whoa.
Her tights were black and you can see her clear panties she was using like a thong.
Imagine that on an eight-year-old.
No! That’s nasty. I have two daughters, six and five years. Why they want girls that age to show off their booties, their chests? Do you want your fucking daughter to grow up a striptease? You’d be a freak.
What if all her friends have those outfits?
You have to tell her she is too much a young baby. But if a woman is 18, 21, you can’t stand in the middle. A girl 16? Depends how sexy.
How about sexy nurse sexy?
Oh, yeah, she has the long legs, almost showing the ass. The rest of the legs, and then long, white boots that look sexy, too.
And maybe a big, fake syringe to poke you in the heiney.
Eh! The long fingernails, and the red cross on the hat. Yeah, sexy. And what else?
WILLY CANE, 66, CROWN HEIGHTS, BROOKLYN
Have you ever seen a child dressed in a Halloween costume you thought was a bit racy?
Oh, no. But I don’t go around with too many younger folks. My choice of club is the Hawaiian club, where they’re not allowed. I’ve gone to Halloween shows, but we were all adults and we were dancing. I knew about the trick-or-treat-thing, too, where they knock on doors and so forth. I give them candy. I know sometimes they throw rotten eggs, too.
The trick part.
Evidently you’ve been in contact with something like that. I’ve never been married—never had time for it. I was on the chain gang. I’ve been to jail a few times.
How did you guys celebrate Halloween in prison? You guys are already dressed up like Jack O’ Lanterns.
It was just a day you didn’t have to work.
Are marketers telling kids their Halloween fantasies should involve sex?
Not necessarily. Easter doesn’t involve that. Actually what it stands for is a terroristic stand of race who hide eggs of color.
Halloween?
Easter Sunday is to celebrate the resurrection of Jesus. That doesn’t involve sex—just the hiding of the Easter egg.
MARK P., 24, BRIARCLIFF MANOR, NEW YORK
Hey Mark! Let’s talk about sexy kiddie outfits.
The only reason I can picture eight year old girls dressing up like that is because they want to act and look pretty like their older sisters. They’re not doing it to show their ass or whatever. Other people may take it as that—if you’re a perverted fuck.
Do you think children are sexual [beings]?
I think it comes with puberty when you see kids get curious. I think hiding sex is worse off than being honest and telling them as a parent about sex and drugs and all that shit. I was always around older people who took me in. I was fortunate like that.
Do you think these outfits will accelerate kids’ sexuality?
I think our society has already done that. The fact that those costumes are on the shelves is a sign that they’re pretty much socially accepted.
Would you let your hypothetical eight-year-old daughter wear a sexy costume?
I would let her because, first off, if she is only eight, I’m going to chaperone as her parent. It’s such an innocent thing. She’s not dressing up to show off her ass. It’s like how there are all these norms about how old a child can get before being nude at a beach isn’t appropriate. In a lot of cases, it’s where you are and who you’re surrounded by.
my halloween costume this year is either sexy ketchup or sexy mustard.
i haven’t decided yet.
^ you should your go as yourself: a fag, because those are the gayest costume ideas ever.
Also, this is the best one of these yet: Willy cane is fucking awesome and i want to buy him a steak dinner, some one needs to let Chris hanson know about mark P, and “Then she have simulated right here that she have whiskers, like a cat, even though she was a sexy woman, too, you know?” is the best description of anything ever.
yo’s why u moderatin my shit? eyez jus heaping praise upon thee.
“Do you think children born sexual?”
How is babby formed?
this would be better if every once in a while there were nonhomeless people interviewed. or sexier homeless people.
what about sexy mayonnaise or sexy relish or sexy gnutella
would that be better
maybe sexy parmesan cheese
^ no, all gay. Just go as gay, you seem to have a knack for it.
I had a teenage waitress once in a steakhouse dressed in a French maid’s outfitfor Halloween. I think I left a twenty dollar tip and a big puddle of, ah, salad dressing (
) in the booth.
Mark P. sounds molester-y.
haha. good set up with adolf.
I don’t think Mark was homeless, right? Maybe I just assume that because he’s white and articulate.
All these dudes are likeable.
Don’t you mean “they booties” and “they chests?”
Mark P’s parents used liberal methods to bring him up. In the end, methinks, they didn’t benefit him.
O.G.- you must have missed the college jail bait from last week (katherine). she certainly didn’t have trouble finding a place to sleep at night.
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