Which is yours?Which is yours?
STANLEY LEIVENDRIVER, AGE UNKNOWN, GREENPOINT, BROOKLYN
What is your favorite color?
[Incomprehensible slurring] Blue.
Oooh you’re very intoxicated. Goodbye.
[shake hands]
That’s a firm handshake. Ow. Ow!
RODRIGO “THE SYCAMORE TREE CHILD” DUQUE, 30, CALI, COLOMBIA
You’re a prophet to whom God appears.
Yeah. I saw him in the sky once. It’s not like he shows his face anytime you want. You need to purify yourself for 40 days.
That lemon tea, honey, and pepper cleanse?
No. The only reason He gave me this job as a prophet is because I know the enemy.
What enemy?
The money system and all the international companies’ atrocities. The thing is, man, my language is in Jesus’ terms so you won’t understand. There are only two kingdoms: The Kingdom of God and the kingdom of money. The latter is about to crown a new world leader.
Didn’t we already?
The New World Order hasn’t crowned Obama officially. Evil needs war to sustain its system. Without war it cannot make money. Therefore, peace is a very dangerous message. When you speak of Good in the line of Evil, you get killed like Martin Luther King, John F. Kennedy, John Lennon. We are just like God. I know who my enemy is and he is not chasing me down yet. He’s very busy with his things.
Find your killer and say, “Hey bud. I know you’re busy. That’s cool. Why don’t you keep it that way and not kill me later?”
It doesn’t work that way.
What’s your purpose?
OK. Now into the supernatural realm. Before the Third Eye there are five other points you first need to open. One of them is getting rid of everything.
You want to make the Hells Angels heaven’s Angels.
I live in front of their clubhouse. I came to stay a couple months. You know what happened after I gave away all my money and He opened up the scriptures to me? Jesus pays my rent.
What’s rent?
$1,700. I am here to bring His believers out of America before the Civil War.
Had it.
OK: II. It will be New World Order America. The innocent are not liable, but I just took yours away. These are not my words. There are many copies of me, understand?
Are you sexually active?
Yeah.
If a girl sleeps with you, does she become holy?
The women that have salvation don’t sleep around. I’ve got my wife and daughter in Florida. You need to split the waters, which are people. Once someone learns their side, the water splits, the empire splits—
—What’s your favorite color?
Blood red.
HELLS ANGELS CLUBHOUSE, EST. 1969, EAST VILLAGE, NEW YORK
Can I help you?
Hi. Could I photograph and interview you?
Not interested.
The topic today is—
We want nothing to do with you.
—your favorite color.
Somebody is trying to come through. Get out of the way.
Is this because I’m a member of the media?
That’s exactly why.
O Peter, brave enough to fuck with the Hell’s Angels? Dayumm, gurrrrl.
Could there be anything further from a “member of the media” than this jackass?
Word on the Street just keeps getting better and better. Keep up the good work, dear sir.
That nutbag actually made some pretty good sense.
I hate to admit it.
The Hells Angels favorite colour would be black, right?
no way hell is red so it’d be red
I think it might be black and orange, since those are the harley colors. But what do I know I ride a puch!
the big RED machine
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