I just spent the last two hours in the basement eating a pie of buffalo chicken pizza, playing video games and getting blazed.
I just spent the last two hours in the basement eating a pie of buffalo chicken pizza, playing video games and getting blazed. Two puppies were sleeping on the couch next to me while everyone else was playing Wii baseball. I must have channeled the spirit of Wise Confucius because I found myself telling a couple fighting over the game, “If you win in video games, you lose in life.” A girl who was losing that inning took my words of advice (high’d-vice? LOL! No? Yeeah…) and yelled at her boyfriend “Babe, remember what she said? If you’re good at video games it means YOU’RE BAD AT LIFE!”
Fast forward to a million Mario Kart races later and falling off the cursed Rainbow Road for the thirtieth time, I say my goodbyes to retreat to my bedroom upstairs. On the way there, I pass the living room TV and on the screen was an NBC news segment about Nuts the Squirrel.
A minute later I was on the floor gripping my stomach pains from laughing so hard. Then I asked myself, “Wait, that’s just some silly viral 4Chan shit that’s really big in Japan. What’s wrong with me?”
That’s when I realized that you can be a loser at video games and suck in real life too. Then I thought, “Well, that couple was having a romantic holiday in Canada. They suck too.” I thought about it for a minute and concluded, “Wait, they’re in a photo with a squirrel that looks Photoshopped in, but really isn’t OMG LOL THEY’RE NOT LOSERS THEY’RE INTERNETS FAMOUS FOR BEING IN A PHOTO WITH A SPOTLIGHT STEALING SQUIRREL FUCK THEIR LIFE RULES SO MUCH MORE THAN MINE!”
Watch this and be amazed:
OK, OK. I guess since this is already all over Japan, you all might have declared this old, but I just had to share a transcendental, out of body experience.
maybe lay off the cheeba
stick to gathering pics of random shit, please.
That squirrel has been front page news in Canada for about a week, no wonder we all move to New York.
more stonheur posts please
So like, I got really high, and like, played mario kart, and like, it was totally lol and funny and then i watched a funny internet video.
what is this, streetboners.livejournal.com
Fucking terrible. Kill yourself.
like this is not so good. not very interesting.
Terrible.
1) its true about it being front page news in canada, the CBfuckinC even did a full report on it..
2) this does seem more like something you’d find in a forum on ebaumsworld..
Yeah, stick to the 12 neat pics. That was a waste.
I bet the fat kid gets beat up EVERY TIME he leaves the house, especially if that toilet clogger’s friends see him wearing that stupid video game gear.
that’s like the old saying “good at chess, bad at life.” I think that was Bobby Fischer’s motto.
Only chink broads play Wii,
This is good. Keep it up, Val.
i’m offended. first off, that kid decked out in the cape and power glove is rad as shit. second, it took me two and a half years to beat Ghosts ‘N Goblins (getting the real ending) by only using one quarter. third, Ghosts ‘N Goblins is one of the hardest arcade games ever made. and lastly, meeting me face to face you would never suspect how much of a gamer nerd i really am.
pick a truly hard video game requiring multiple variable pattern recognition, advanced motor skills, and learned muscle memory (the first Mega Man, Ninja Gaiden, or the first Castlevania), set a high standard for yourself (no continues), and spend a few hours a week (hence ‘years’) trying to beat it. then, no matter fucking what… beat it.
now apply that learned mindset to daily life.
lol, no seriously lol (if by lol i mean shut up, don’t do 12 pretentious pics, don’t post your crappy stories/drawings/photos).
proof positive: there’s no humility anymore and it’s too easy to be a star these days.
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