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• 10.01.08 11:43 am


Turn ons: Perfect beards, epic reggae jams, a dog watching COPS, underwear decorated with giant hearts, comfortable and casual plaid robes.
Turn offs: Things that don’t turn me on such as, scenes in films that do not include all of my turnons.



  1. WROOP WROOP! THE SROUND OF THE PRORLICE
  2. HOW TO DRINK IN PUBLIC: TURN YOUR BEER INTO A FAG
  3. PARKDALE REPORT: CANADIAN BABE
  4. OH THE MAGIC OF FILM
  5. NINE THINGS I KNOW ABOUT TYLER PERRY AND ONE I NEVER WILL…


Comments
  1. crampon says:

    YES!!! I am so turned on right now.

  2. Ass and Titties says:

    I dont even know why I just busted out laughing, but I did… thanks for that.

  3. Josh Birkhead-Kirk says:

    That dog really hates criminals

  4. dannyboy says:

    can we elect this site president?

  5. Berlinthenewyork says:

    GREAT, AGAIN! As a dirty foreigner visiting from Europe (Berlin) and enjoying New York and everything I am told to check out that is cool and relevant (thanks spell check) I have to say you guys are amazingly smart and layered in your commitment to pop culture and your involvement. I hope this isn’t sounding “retarded”or “gay” but you need to know that people are excited that both of you are a perfect, new , combined force. I am drunk , but Berlin and London love this new , better,evolution of what you were both part of before…. Okay…bye.
    TOUR EUROPE! You are smart assholes. we need this from this country for faith in you… I am drunk but supported by many,many people.

  6. sacha says:

    i’m french and i totally agree with the drunk berliner. plus we love chfuck norris so much over here you know. ok, so come to paris please, do a show or something, but not in fucking Colette please!!
    anyway thanks.

  7. agreed. says:

    love this, love you.

  8. noob says:

    “I hope this isn’t sounding “retarded”or “gay” but you need to know that people are excited that both of you are a perfect”

  9. Anonymous says:

    by pure COINCIDENCE I am watching walker texas ranger on sleuth


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