Posted by
TV Carnage
• 05.08.08 04:10 pm

pinkyphoto
If you are asking, “Who is this fucking corny turd?” then you are among the sane. If you know who it is right away you probably collect Royal Wedding memorabilia as well.
pinkyphoto

If you are asking “Who is this fucking corny turd?” then you are among the sane. If you know who it is right away, you probably collect Royal Wedding memorabilia as well. Hint: It’s from a pinball game. Hint #B: It is from a delusional mind infected by ego covered in id sauce. YES! You got it! It is Kenneth Branagh, from his hit sitcom and successful pinball game; Frankenstein. I want to be fair and consider the possibility that he was never in on the design or concept, but I prefer reality where his Shakespearean trained voice whisper-screamed: “more bloody abdominals!” Can you believe this depiction of his supposed Olympian British body? The only other explanation is that the 70 yr old dandy artist who drew this was SMITTEN by Branagh and accidentally sent his dreams in as the design concept.


Comments
  1. ringolled says:

    i thought it was george harrison?!?

  2. franny says:

    UNBELIEVABLE! That dandy screwed up gorgeously.

  3. dorito breath says:

    “corny turd” conjures up such an image in my head. Is it just me.
    ps. this guy is a gay-wad of the 9th order

  4. Holy cow! Were there shitty renderings of Helena Bonham Carter too?


Leave A Reply