In case you didn’t know: Each TV CARNAGE volume is hundreds of hours of exceptionally bad TV lovingly fused together into hour plus, glorious cesspools of retardation.

In case you didn’t know: Each TV CARNAGE volume is hundreds of hours of exceptionally bad TV lovingly fused together into hour plus, glorious cesspools of retardation. Yes, these are the compilations that have been featured and loved by critics and fans alike. Yes, they are the ones being shown in festivals and porn theaters throughout North America, Europe and Japan.

In fact, these compilations are so amazing, we at TV CARNAGE are providing them for FREE! (after postage and handling and duplicating etc).The tapes are all equally amazing so just get whatever you can afford.
Some TV CARNAGE highlights can be viewed on the sbtvc homepage so mince, traipse or sashay through the site but remember; this is only the tip of the Shitberg, cause the glorious hilarity goes on and on!
So place your order today and join a magical world where good times last a long time!!

If you are too old for the digital age you can order them by mail from either of the two addresses (prices listed here – money orders ship immediately – make your thing out to “TV Carnage”):

CANADA
TV CARNAGE
1117 Queen St W.
Suite 444, Station C.
Toronto Ontario
M6J 3P5
Canada

USA
STREET CARNAGE
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PO BOX 20640
244 East 3rd St.
New York, NY
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Still feeling anal about taking the plunge? Here’s 16 people that already did it and loved it.

PEOPLE WHO LOVE TV CARNAGE

“Holy shit where did Carnage get that swearing Sandwich?”
- Dave Grohl

“I shit myself. Though that’s nothing new.”
—Johnny Knoxville

“I haven’t gotten around to watching them but they are in my ‘to watch’ pile.”
—Jimmy Kimmel

“Hoorah! Ohh my God I kept waiting to see me! I loved it!”
—Anne Heche

“These are not compilations of just plain old bad TV. These are deeper, darker and funnier than I had ever thought they could be.”
—NME

“SPIN Magazine and Vice both did big articles about me but I can’t find them. I do remember that they were flattering.”
—Big Pinky
TV Carnage

“Perhaps the greatest clip DVDs in the world.”
—WFMU

“Fucking Brilliant! They hold up to repeat viewings cause they refuse to stop giving. They also compliment Mary Jane cigarettes very well.”
—Helios

Design snobs who designed the boxes

“We like TV Carnage.
Ever Forward!”
—Rev. Matt G. Paradise

Church of Satan

“While I was laughing out loud at the perpetual outrageousness of the clips, which spanned everything from ludicrous 80s TV movies, to low budget commercials, to talk shows, to public access performances, I also felt a compelling sense of nausea towards the human race. Of the many must-see QuickTime clips available on the website, the one from a TNN networks dance competition, plus Donnie and Marie introducing Snoop Dogg, homie style is my favorite.”
—Jennifer Sharpe

Sharpeworld

“Your VCR has never laughed so hard!”
—Daily Candy
“Carnage Crew, you made my month! I loved the tapes … I’m dedicating this dance to you!
Xo”
—Eve

Exotic Dancer, Montreal

“I used it as an icebreaker with this very hot girl… At one point we literally looked at each other cause we were both laughing so hard and immediately started with the making of the love.”
An excerpt of an email a human sent to TV Carnage.
(We can’t promise your #1 desired one will have sex with you after a viewing, but… yeah they probably will.)

“HAHAHAHAHAHHAH–you guys are the shit! Those videos are the greatest addition to my collection since…? I don’t even know. Fuckin’ hysterical! I haven’t been able to look at television the same.”
—DeluXXX

Exotic Dancer, Los Angeles

“What is your agenda?
Do you plan on continuing with these tapes?
Is there any support material with these tapes?
How do you select your content?”
—Scary Letter from US government agency

“Carnage Crew,
We received the tapes – wonderful stuff! Had us in fits of laughter.”
—Lloyd
WENN – World Entertainment News Network

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