Even my Jewish Gay Lover, who is normally a “Nuke ‘em all” type Zionist, has newfound respect for Iranians. How could you not? Watching them fight and die for their freedom over the last couple weeks – ya can’t help but feel like a bit of a hypocrite; 
Even my Jewish Gay Lover, who is normally a “Nuke ‘em all” type Zionist, has newfound respect for Iranians. How could you not? Watching them fight and die for their freedom over the last couple weeks – ya can’t help but feel like a bit of a hypocrite; I mean, all most of us did for our freedom was get born from the right set of vagina.
This current situation is pretty enraging, and any decent person’s gut reaction would be to stand up and save these brave and inspiring freedom fighters.
So given a genie-in-a-lamp, what would Obama and I wish for? Well, we’d like to gather:
- The military
- The Black Israelite preachers from 42nd street & 8th
- The cast of The Wire
- John Rambo
- That one nigga from OZ
Put ‘em into GI-JOE choppers, and fly ‘em over to Iran watching an in-flight movie of Neda’s death on continuous loop.
Upon arriving, we’d like to have these “hard hittin’ niggas” systematically hunt down every mullah and cleric and magic user and psycho holocaust-denying politician, and have the nigga from OZ ass-rape them all one-by-one while it’s broadcast on Iranian-accessible pay per view–what a way to welcome Iran’s newfound NC-17 FREEDOM!
Next, Obama and I would like the Iranian people to vote on a new leader – and believe me, with THREE FIFFS of Iran being under 30, those kids are gonna elect a candidate so left wing he’s gonna make Mousavi look like Muslim Hitler.
Feel better?
Aight, Fantasy over. Hope you enjoyed it, because that’s the closest we’re gonna get to satisfaction.
It sucks ass, but in the real world there are rules; If you don’t follow the rules, you get something that looks like what we’ve got in Iraq. Remember that the whole reason we wanted an intelligent president in the first place was so that he’d look at this shit scientifically and not just do what his gang or his gut or his god told him to.
Now, Obama is looking at this systematically, and he’s got some very smart muthafuckas helpin out. Here’s what they are tellin him:
- GUIDE TO OVERTHROWING TOTALITARIAN REGIMES IN 2009 -
1) Facebook, Youtube, Movies, Porn, Books, Beer, Pussy, and X-Box are FUCKING AWESOME. 99% of kids in the world want these things.
2) ANY kids who are prohibited from having this shit because of their wack-ass religious or nationalist governments will eventually be willing to FIGHT and DIE to get these things, a.k.a. FREEDOM.
3) Totalitarian governments don’t want their kids to have this shit, because they feel it waters down their religious or nationalistic dedication and therefore makes them harder to control. (By the way, if these governments were smart, they’d learn that they can control their kids THROUGH this shit the way the US Gov’t does!)
4) Cool shit just keeps getting cooler, and communication technology just keeps rubbing it in these poor deprived kids’ faces harder and harder. There are also a LOT of women who are being treated like animals, and you don’t even need to tempt them with X-box – they’re ready to fuck shit up just to get the right to vote and read and wear what they want.
5) Therefore, as X approaches infinity, revolutions will happen in all of these countries on their own.
6) The ONLY thing that the US can do to FUCK UP these inevitable revolutions is to give these governments something to rally their people around, i.e. by playing into the role of “The Great Satan.”
7) Give these governments rope enough to hang themselves, and give them NO ONE to blame, and you will expose them as lying psychopaths and empower the people and their revolutions.
Obama is following these guidelines, and it’s working. The US is staying out of Iran, and Iran is STILL blaming the US – and looking psychotic in the process.
It’s like when PETA got on Obama’s case for swatting that fly – even vegetarians said:
Hmmm, maybe these niggas really are crazy. I mean, I was buying what PETA said when they were bitching about “Fur is Murder” and “Stop Testing Chemicals on Animals” – that shit seemed fucked up – but getting on a nigga for swatting a fly? That’s just crazy.
Well, Ahmadinejad is PETA – he’s blaming the US for these problems, and the Iranian people, the rest of the muslim world – hell, even EUROPE – is saying:
Hmmmm, maybe these niggas really are crazy. I mean, I was buying it when they were saying “Hey, the US is going into Iraq and trying to occupy shit and get cheap oil” – and maybe they wanted that oil bad enough to fake the 9-11 attacks – but yo, the idea that all these Iranian kids on the streets are US agents?? That’s just crazy.
Through acting rationally and intelligently, the US can continue to amass the respect of the world. You might say “who gives a shit?” Well, respect and admiration isn’t just fruity hippie shit – in the end, it lets us win wars without forcing us to fire a shot.
The best part is undoubtedly this: all YOU have to do, SBTVC community, is keep using the internet, jacking off, and eating burgers. You’re making Iranians jealous, and they’ll kill to have what you’ve already got.
It’s called intelligence, analysis, and strategy.
George Bush, John McCain, Gavin McInnes – when you scream for blood and confrontation, y’all just playin Checkers; Barack Obama playin’ Chess.
[Blognigger,
I never said “invade Iran” you stupid motherfucking cocksucker!!! Nobody did. All I did was call him out on being a fucking pussy and not even SPEAKING out about this for days and days and days. And don’t lump me in with George Bush you stupid fucking fuckfaced shitstain. I’ll bet you $1,000 you never even read the article and just thought, “I love Obama, so let me get some straw men in line to show my affection.”
- Gavin
PS: Fuck you, you anonymous coward.]
I’m gunna get me the biggest greasiest burger I can find for lunch. Mm-MMM! Then I’m gonna play X-box.
YES.
Bn is a fucking pussy for a change- what a fucking shocker.
Bravo- probably the best summary written on the matter. props to gavin for posting it, even if he couldn’t resist infecting the end of it with his aids note.
Are we talking Simon Adebesi or Supreme Allah? Also, if you choose the right nigger from Oz, you could save on plane fare since most of them ended up in the Wire anyhow.
Gavin you keep saying Obama didn’t speak out about it, but he did speak about the situation. He just didn’t use the strong language you wanted him to use. But as I explained in response to your article (and I did read it), and as BN mentions here, Obama had good reason for not using the strong language that you would like him to.
Also, aren’t we all really anonymous at the end of the day?
Really got into the Wire references with this one
Gavin’s right. He didn’t say that we should invade Iran.
However, he did whine like a bitch because Obama didn’t make a big speech to state the obvious (“Hey you guys, just wanted to call everyone here to tell you that oppression is bad.”) and he compared Reagan’s calling Israel on the telephone to the current situation. So even though Gavin didn’t call for invasion, he did write a giant pile of retard-shit.
Are you serious?
haha Gavin’s mad
I agree that it’s good to see a president use subtlety and patience, but still, it’s a totally different situation that hopefully allows for subtlety and patience. No one said that the Iranian kids are just US agents, they said that US agents are helping to provoke the “revolution.” Great idea coming up with a guide for overthrowing totalitarian regimes by the way. Totally originale. Anyways, I can’t wait for the Iranians to be liberated so that they can get on with the bizness of shepherding us toward the really good tech stuff that they were wowing us with pre-1979. I’m on pins and needles.
Click on my name. Looks to me like some of them already are wearing what they want, and they’re wearing that because they know which Americans will come and fight with them in a snap, and it ain’t no NYC libs.
Fuck strong words. It took him three days to say ANY words about it. It took McCain’s speech to get Obama to a microphone. That’s pathetic. No?
You bitch and complain that you want a smart president. Then you get one and whine that he doesnt act like a frat boy psycho. makes about as much sense as a muslim cowboy.
Loomis, it did not take him 3 days to say anything about it, you are talking out of your ass. Also McCain didn’t affect jack shit. Stop watching soe much Fox News, it’s rotting your brain.
Yeah so it’s a cowboy to say, “Excuse me. Can you not kill protesters?”
@shit
This isn’t Fox News saying this. It’s the LA Times and plenty of other left wing media. You guys are way farther left than the left. You must be in college.
BN is on the money on this one. Obamas actions are kinda like letting your drunk friends skip your turn in a game of jenga. Except your friends arent friends at all and they might pull a gun on you if you lose the game.
first. “ANY kids who are prohibited from having this shit because of their wack-ass religious or nationalist governments will eventually be willing to FIGHT and DIE to get these things, a.k.a. FREEDOM.”
no, that’s called capitalism.
second. “Totalitarian governments don’t want their kids to have this shit, because they feel it waters down their religious or nationalistic dedication and therefore makes them harder to control.”
That shit is true. It waters down their brains and to a degree, I get it. Not the fundamentalist garbage but shit, imagine a world without internet porn, x box and booze! wait, I take it all back. America Rules.
we all win if they get freedom, have you ever hung out with LA persian girls?…man oh man, fucking delicious…i mean whose against more hot pussy in the world. certainly not Tommy.
I stand corrected, he did not make any statements about it until 06/15 so that is 3 days from the election. But regardless, I do not think responding faster or with stronger language would have done any good. As I said and as BN points out, the Iranian government is trying to paint the protesters as US agents as it is, and that would just give them more ammunition to do it. The best thing Obama can do is what he has been doing which is state that the right to free speech and peaceable assembly is a universal right and killing of innocent civilians is unacceptable.
This is something the Iranian people have to handle, we cannot get involved.
How you gonna write “Obama” and “Iran” and “Satan” in a motherfuckin’ web long posting and not mention Dick Cheney?
Where’s the love, don? Where is the love?
why do americans always feel they have to intervene on everything? don’t you have enough with Aghanistan and Irak?…Like Obama speaking about it is gonna do something besides helping the Iranian government…you are only talking about it because someone got a dead girl on video….Blognigger is totally right and I hope Mcinnes is joking, otherwise it’s a moronic response
FINALLY bn is back. This is really good, and ballsy as well for putting Gavin in his fucking place. You know what though – he’ll never learn. Just look at his comments – it’s obvious he isn’t even reading the post.
BN’s post is funny but serious shit. The whole world really does want to be free. LAugh if you want, but technology and the internet are creating revolutions, and we’ve only seen the beginning.
US chickenhawks, get out of the way. You’ve had your go.
A) Gavin’s initial criticism was wicked stupid. Barry O’s job isn’t to produce “Soundbites for Freedom, part XXIV.” All of our cold warrior presidents outshone the Ruskies with bigger guns, not better words: witness Che t-shirts outselling Ike t-shirts, but who got shot in the back of the head. That said, all you starry-eyed morons should realize you didn’t elect a messiah.
B) Blognigger’s armchair philosophizing on freedom/revolution is complete fucking nonsense. SOLIDARITY triumphed without caring about anything so trivial as a Polish X-box; Chinese youth, post-Tiananmen, don’t give a fuck about our soi-disant freedom–they just want to get rich.
C) Aside from the self-absorbed Brooklynites who can’t imagine life without Twitter and the chubby ‘merica-worshiping red-staters, who really thinks Iranians want “freedom?” Even given massive electoral fraud, most Iranians probably voted for Ahmadinejad. (http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/06/14/AR2009061401757.html)
It might be hard to wrap it around your heads, but prioritizing consumer goods and the right to protest factory farms over all else is an historical aberration. Most people care about blood, soil, and money, with freedom and democracy barely making the top 50. So just because unhappy cosmopolitan Tehranians are pissed because Ahmadinejad ruined the economy, doesn’t mean the rest of the goat-fuckers in Iran give a flying fuck about “democracy.”
D) Get over yourselves. Cheering the “color” revolutions from the sidelines is fun and all, but it usually ends in tears for those who actually have to live through it. Witness Ukraine, Lebanon, &c.
i have family in Turkey and i can tell you’re right : military power has forbidden them to go muslim for years and then, they finally could do it, as if it were the most important thing…
but in the end, they all really want is to live like the american people, even more than us, europeans.
and i must say they quite succeed doing so btw, their streets are full with hot girls and boys looking like romanian/persian hipsters.
I’m not sure obama’s strategy goes that far, though.
i actually just ate a cheeseburger, jerked off, then read this post… your welcome iran freedom is on the way.
Ohhh shit, STREET CARNAGE CIVIL WAR!
fucking amazing. thank you!!!!!
gavin’s got a thousand dollars? damn he’s rich…and a potty mouth.
Hey Gavin, I’ve been searching the Web, and I can’t seem to find that sanctimonious screed you published in 2003 when George W. Bush didn’t do anything about the Iranian regime brutally putting down a bigtime student protest. I also can’t seem to find your reaction to Bush’s nonreaction to the Iranian religious authority’s refusal to allow reformist candidates to run in 2004.
Could you please post the links? Thanks.
ay yo. i am convinced that gavin has lost his CHIT. Gavin is BN I am pretty sure about it. I think its funny that he has both right wing nutter and left wing nutter psychology all in one head.
Gavin, you are my favorite jewnigrarican.
Blog n-word to the rescue!
Ain’t no funny had prison dude, BN is talking hardcore– Dorthy Gale & a couple of robots.
Sorry to ask you morons to actually read and use your brains for a second – but did you ever stop to think what would happen if someone like OBama had been in power during World War 2?
How many times does appeasment have to fail before you liberal faggots shut your traps and realize that EVIL is EVIL. There’s only one language these guys understand, and it isn’t compromise or give-and-take.
ericF does make a pretty good point.
Dear Gavin:
“Wanna Political Party” is my favorite thing you ever wrote. Glad you linked to it – i have neither the time or patience to search for old stuff. Though i would posit one alternative to Crust Punk – “happy rich socialite”, its the same general apathy, with lots of the same drugs, sans the grime. Cheers!
Heroic post, really smart. Chess analogy is brilliant.
I think that talking strongly and giving them upset looks will really put those motherfuckers in their place. It really worked when your mom did that, right?
If ericF had been alive during World War II, he would have commented Hitler to death. The Nazis would have trembled when they saw that he wasn’t about to appease any of them with his tough-ass comments.
Hahahaha ericF you fucking retard, comparing the Iran situation to WW2 is one of the dumbest things I’ve ever read in my life. This is nothing whatsoever like WW2. It’s a bad situation but us charging into Iran to “fix” it is about the worst idea ever. And if you REALLY knew anything about history you’d know that.
the PETA article you link to says they didn’t call Obama out at all.
PETA also does some really stupid commercials trying to sell SEX. Anyways, that’s why I’m going to start the vegan political party. Gavin could be president, but he’d have to go vegan, and I’d have to brief him on why.
I’m gonna start the carnivore political party, our only platform will be opposing vegan jules. We will protest his every move.
jules, stop touching yourself please.
Because not jumping up to address the press is tantamount to not thinking and/or caring about it, right? Making a statement would change violence and young ladies being shot to death and the oppression of these brave people, right? Taking time to fully assess the situation and decide what is the best course of action is the worst possible thing Obama could have done……right?
We finally have a president with a brain, one who’s not trigger-happy. And I’m fucking glad.
yeah shitcock FUCK YOU – real mature fucking name, you dweeb.
There’s always some excuse as to why this situation is “different” – yet it’s never “different” – it’s absolute. Evil needs to be confronted, not avoided by pussys like you, who will shy away from “getting involved” even if it means another Holocaust.
I’d like to hear you bitching and moaning after Iran nukes Israel – maybe you’ll want to get involved THEN.
PETA analogy is too true.
It really didnt take long: The US is already winning back the hearts and minds of the world. As portrayed on the daily show, even the screaming and ranting fundamentalists were only shouting “death to ENGLAND”
We’re #2!
We’re #2!
I love this age of humility!!
@ ericF
Israel has more nukes than Iran ever will. I wouldn’t worry about it.
And the thing about appeasement is that it *did* work. There’s no reason Britain had to enter WWII, it was a war of choice.
ericF my name is mature, I don’t see a lot of babies named “SHITCOCK”. Checkmate.
I also think your comic book view of international politics is really adorable. You should see if the Green Lantern (see what I did there?) is available to solve this crisis.
PS – I am NOT with Mr. Morons.org there. WW2 was not a war of choice. But there is a huge difference between WW2 and the situation in Iran. And we already have a history of fucking up things worse by getting involved in Iran’s internal affairs.
WWII was definitely a war of choice for the UK. It doesn’t mean Hitler wasn’t evil, but the UK entered the war to fucking defend Poland. Poland! Funny how UK didn’t declare war on the USSR, despite its role in the partition of Poland.
There was no immanent amphibious assault on the white cliffs of Dover.
The US would have probably been dragged into war with Imperial Japan one way or another, but England could have sat it out, or at least relegated the struggle to the sort of colonial shenanigans that were its hallmark for post-Napoleonic period.
Right – a war of choice – the UK could have chosen to just WAIT OUT THE BLITZ!
Some war of choice!!!
Read a book, idiot.
Uh, the blitz started after the UK declared war on Germany, sent troops to the Continent. and bombed Berlin. Reputable books have this thing called “chronology.” You might as well say “the Revolutionary War war wasn’t a war of choice because the Brits burned the White House! in 1812!”
ericF is a fucking looser. great post.
Well ericF, I think that the comments you have made on this blog are really all the “getting involved” you need to do. Right now America isn’t at war — let alone in a conflict whose front involves three countries — so all you need to do is type those comments. Your Dell Inspiron 5105 kills fascists.
The #1 point is that there is NO proof of the election being rigged. The protests are akin to a bunch of kids (most are b/t the ages of 18-26) pissed off b/c their choice for president didn’t get elected. Moussavi (or however the hell you spell it) is a notorious hardliner in regard to his political leanings, not some messianic agent of change/liberalism/democracy; even he can’t believe he is the figurehead of these protests. BN’s comment on giving these regimes “enough rope to hang themselves” is asinine in Iran. Remember, these fuckers had a modern, western modeled regime 30 years ago, and they tore it to shit for a hardline revolution. So now the whole country is going to revolt again b/c kids want to fuck, drink and play X-box? You can’t be serious
Careful Dizzy Dean, all of those “facts” might confuse people. It’s much easier to formulate political opinions based on self-righteousness.
Ok I’m bored of discussing serious politics on a comedy website. This is like the special ed class trying to figure out how the microwave works.
Right, cause you know you’re wrong. Run along and go fuck yourself
the best part about this whole thing was gavin’s “PS: Fuck you, you anonymous coward.”
politics is stupid bullshit. cant we just go back to not giving a fuck?
This Iranian revolution is taking too long.
There’s no such thing as an efficient political formula. If a cut-and-dry maneuver was awaiting us, we’d have taken it. We’re not under the rule of a wholly evil Government. The same applies to the people of Iran. Quit your left to right bickering, we isn’t dust people.
I’ll be very disappointed if there isn’t a nuclear holocaust.
I bet if all them kids had some decent drugs they wouldn’t give the 1st fuck about any of this shit. I know I don’t. This week, I’ve spent my days at my broker’s site watching my cash/independence disappear into an enigmatic suck void. WE are the motherfuckers who should be protesting, but no, instead you divert your minds to a sandy shithole halfway round the world and idiotically ruminate over what that puppet in the Oval Office should do to free the poor Iranians. My answer to that question is simple: Whatever it takes to stop them from immigrating to the United States, Canada, and Europe. End of story.
@Dizzy Dean
“The #1 point is that there is NO proof of the election being rigged.”
Don’t you get it? This isn’t about who won the “election” or that some kids are being bitchy, sore losers about the whole thing. This is about Iran’s election process being a total sham at its very foundation. The Iranians got smart and realized that election fraud would make for a reliable Trojan horse. This is exactly the same reason they’re screaming, “Alluahu Akbar” from the rooftops. It works as a moral shield against the Supreme Council that otherwise wouldn’t hesitate to label them as anti-government agitators and kill them all. Claiming that Moussavi lost due to election fraud is nothing more than a convenient pretext. These kids want to choose their leaders from the bottom up, and not have their options selected for them in advance by religious despots.
Bu-bu-but Vane$$a, you must be forgetting that we’re all immigrants. Eastern ideals will only add an avenue to the one-way street that is American life.
Ugh if I believed in god I’d be praying for ericF to get hit by a meteor.
I’m not wrong, you and Ditzywhatever are still fucking idiots. I’m just tired of explaining reality to your stupid asses.
I mean when you’re denying really obvious basic facts that even people who disagree on the course of action agree on (ie, the election was a fraud), then I have no choice but to say “Fuck you, retards.”
I don’t argue with 9/11 conspiracy idiots or people who think being gay is a choice, either. If you’re that fucking stupid you’re not salvageable. Our only hope as a society is that something happens to you before you can breed.
Don’t be so naive to think that the United States government’s quiet support of revolution is a tactic to helping these people achieve freedom. It holds no interest for us at this juncture. So we’re not doing shit. If it doesn’t make dollars it doesn’t make sense. If the OPEC nation Iran actually sells oil In Euros instead of just talking about it, you might just see the United States rush to the aid of oppressed people for the good of democracy…
Mousavi is a totally insane thug who was directly responsible for the deaths of over 200 United States troops — he’s by no means an Obama-esque champion of liberty and change (yeah right) and even he is dumbfounded as to why he’s become the figurehead of this populist movement.
Here’s Henry Kissinger explaining how the US is trying to instigate this shit through agent provocateurs as they’ve done countless times throughout Iranian history (for example, deposing Mozadek [sp?] and installing the Shah in ’53), and how if it fails we’ll just go in and invade Iraqazoid stylee.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkQ1iNHEGW8
Speaking of 9-11, BN has hijacked this fucking site. You have turned it into stupid fucking bullshit, you douchebag cockholster, and while the readership licks your stupid balls, some of us are coming to the realization that you’re a giant, whimpering, shit-on-my-shoe sandy vagina. Remember when you wrote Gavin a little email complaining about being some bush league popular blogger, and not having a spot on SBTVC? And he foolishly hired you? Well this is STILL his site, motherfucker, and he can axe your Obama-loving ass for snaps, then shit on you at midday… And you know what? We wouldn’t fucking care, and you would fade into obscurity. Don’t bite the hand that feeds, dick.
It is most of impportent for us to know that the isue is NOT about Iran or the evil dissident childrens who are making for protest their. But the issue is that Mr. Gavin Mcginis and Dereck Blogniger are havving what is called a love “quarral” or spat for the first time and the lovers is not happy.
That is bigest problem with the US homosexuels and their prettend “freedoms.”
Go to Fulan Dafa camp girls.
From Preck!
@Todd
Yeah, that’s ^close^ to how it went down.
“WE are the motherfuckers who should be protesting, but no, instead you divert your minds to a sandy shithole halfway round the world and idiotically ruminate over what that puppet in the Oval Office should do to free the poor Iranians. ”
hear, hear.
@Todd
Street Carnage firing Blognigger would be like the Lakers firing Kobe.
It’s possible, but it would be a stupid thing to do.
Blognigger would come back all Russell Crowe Gladiator on their ass and Gavin and him would both end up dying bloody deaths in the arena…..and gawker would take over both their readers.
@Sal
I guess you’re right. Firing BN would be as foolish as hiring him was, so I guess I have to swallow him, no homo.
Todd, I think you’re right. Jen Hanley’s “Rad: The Column” and Donna Deliva’s “Viral Videos Your Mom Will Love” are bringing in enough hits to cover BN. Once “Wasted Pushups” is back on the scene, people will be like “Blog who?” And then they’ll give you a column, which will totally overtake Viceland in terms of popularity. You are a financial genius. Can you help me do my taxes?
I agree and disagree. If Iraq really needs erections then they should just throw down and it’s sad that America wants them to have unfairness in that department. Blaming Bush or Obama for their erections is like blaming BN for Brooklyn or Gavin for suspenders and no shirt. Sure it’s obvious and fun, but it’s still highly inaccurate. Do the Romanian hipsters in Irak (That guy’s a good artist) wear deep v’s too? That would fucking trip me out! What was the question. Honestly I don’t want to get involved any more than I have too based on previous experience.
I like the Kobe Bryant comparison that Sal came up with. Firing Blognigger would be exactly like firing a black guy that lusts after white women.
Hey Jimmy lovine, do you really come here for commentary on current events? I come here for retarded shit like Donna Deliva and Jen Hanley, and a newspaper for the world, asshole.
todd you sound like a faggot
What Would Native Americans Do?
Nevermind.
Come on, guys. Transformers 2.
Todd,
You’re fucking retarded. And jealous. Sometimes, it’s best to turn off FOXNews and form your own opinion.
Bee tee dubs, your little “opinion” is really considered more along the lines of an insult.
But that’s just my opinion.
<3u BN! please keep up the commentary that’s actually fun and pleasant to read.
Kisses!
Miss JAPburn
Firing BN would leave this site to the dogs-as in the dog shit-nigga!
ever wonder why Vane$$A meets blognigger part 2 was never posted?
I like Blognigger and all, but anyone who supports Obama like he supports Obama is a fucking dunce. Maybe all that Prozac and Viagra is making his brain soft. Who knows? Anyways, Obama is nothing more than the pawn they brought in to shepherd us to rock bottom before we exhume Ayn Rand and make her the eternal ruler…or something.
@JAP what is my little opinion? Did I use that word? @Todd is a faggot that’s why I picked the name. @JAP Opinions can be insulting. Too Long.
@todd
yyyyyeah, now pretend you knew it was a faggot name. nice try.
Go look at the IP address you fucking snitch. I am not Todd!
fuck this I’m posting under Vane$$a now
“Remember that the whole reason we wanted an intelligent president in the first place was so that he’d look at this shit scientifically and not just do what his gang or his gut or his god told him to.”
Great line, BN.
“we’re all immigrants”
The same people who always use this line to justify billions of new immigrants also seem to think the original immigrants fucked everything up by displacing the native culture. Yes. That’s what massive immigration does.
I think some of them support new immigration using the old “two wrongs make a right” fallacy as their crutch. Stupid.
this is bringing back painful memories…daddy please stop hitting mummy….why can’t we all just get along?
I fucking love how retardedly retarded this site is. the commenters are BETTER than the fucking posters (except for Beckles). thank god for Gavin being such a bitch or else this site would be boring. Shitcock, please can you comment any more? i REALLY want to know what you’re thinking REALLY!!! All the time. do you have a twitter??? FFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JANG and Too Long and Vane$$a and Loomis and Tommy Gun and Vegan Jules and Cap’n Glitterfuzz and Drippy Dog Dix and french guy and Anonymous for fucking everrrrrrrrr! JIZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!
Iran so far away. hahaha. good night.
WHATEVER
fuckface is a reluctant fanboy.
don’t shit where you eat, mcinnes. blognigger might be fulla shit, but he’s usually the best thing on this site …
So the guy that raped you in jail last week is a Zionist? Is Zionist some new slang for “one who forcibly infects holding cell inmates with HIV”?
d00d, what you’re calling a left-wing might be a bit misleading on that part of the world. that 1979 shit had leftists from everywhere cheering for iran — i don’t know how that went for leftists in u.s. but my communist history teacher fckin loved that. and for all i know, that same teacher might be speaking tomorrow in his class that iran should have its nuclear program and, why not, eventually bomb israel.
i think all my high school teachers sort of liked the 1979 revolution in iran, majorly because they were fuckin’ with the *united states imperialism*. i do believe we can make very easily a point about u.s. imperialism, but no way thats something you can grow an opinion about exactly what happened in iran at that time; i mean, that revolution had popular acclaim mostly because of that, because the *united states were fuckin with your country*, but also that went as an excuse for *lots* of deaths and a *very* fascist regime taking over. and my left-wing teachers woudn’t ever abide any of that criticism, ‘united states should be fucked in their a-hole’ thats what it is.
and, srsly, those kids rioting in tehran want capitalism, they want that kind of freedom — and none of the candidates will deliver that.
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btw, are you people watching the confederations cup? you guys had a freakin’ heroic win against spain. http://www.nytimes.com/2009/06/25/sports/soccer/25soccer.html
Well done, BN’er.
Um, RED STATES.
Um, YOU WATCH FOX NEWS.
There. I’ve won the argument.
I called obama a cunt too for not speaking out about the israeli invasion. And then a day later he said something. He likes not saying things, until he’s provoked to say something. And then he’ll say something that means nothing, but that acknowledges he at least thinks something.
It is good chess, but also sometimes you need to bray nonetheless, or he won’t say anything.
vegan jules ^^
pretty good point.
actually Mousavi basically is a Muslim Hitler
holy shit gavin, no need to make a pee-pee out your bum-bum
these comments were/article were TOO LONG
none of the things in this genius post by blognigger change the fact that it took 3 days for the leader of the free world to make a comment (let alone take a position) on what is taking place in Iran. 3 fucking days to SAY ANYTHING about it.
and when bush sits there reading ‘pet goat’ to the cute little kids on 9/11 michael moore and all the huffingtonpost revisionist dingleberries scream at the top of their lungs because he failed to respond that instant or was off playing golf or ‘on vacation’ in crawford during some other crisis.
the fact that you failed to draw (or comment on) that CENTRAL IDEA from Gavin’s ice-cream post isn’t surprising at all. obama supporters drink just as much corporate water as bush supporters. but it’s cool because obama’s corporate water is chocolate flavored and organic/low carbon emissions.
don’t get me started on the whole ‘obama is so articulate thing’ because that is some racist bullshit.
consider the fact that he uses a teleprompter for most everything and says ‘uhh’ every 10 seconds when he speaks ‘extemporaneously,’ taking 5 minutes to say nothing of substance.
but oh, he’s so ‘articulate.’ that is some fucking white racism right there, but since it’s fawning that must be a good thing right?
martin luther king was articulate. he was a poet. Obama is a politician.
He waited three days because the violence didn’t escalate for three days, you idiots. At first it was just protesting with a few minor incidents, then shit hit the fan and he said something. This shit happened two weeks ago, are you all really that dumb? Also, Obama can’t make a fucking difference in this shit without sending guns, and nobody wants that. Anything out of his mouth will be used to incite the basij even more. IF you’re fighting with your brother, and some asshole comes in and tries to tel you what to do, you team up against the asshole and forget the initial argument. Do you any of you understand diplomacy or international relations at all? read some robert kaplan.
Why the fuck should Obama take a position on Iran? A little girl was gunned down yesterday on Chicago’s south side, his former stomping grounds, but do you think he needs to publicly give a shit? DOUBT IT! Hundreds of schoolkids are shot there every year and he doesn’t do nuffing and he never did. What the fuck you think he’s gonna do for the A-rabs in EYE-RAN! Besides. Ahmadinejad has already said that Obama should keep his cock out the falafel and stop acting so much like George Bush. CASE CLOSED! But the question remains: What a rim job?
Am I coming late to the party? Did something happen in Iran? I have some free time now that Farrah and Michael Jackson are dead. What happened?
Does BlogNigger get some kind of special black phone that’s a direct line to Obama? How would BN be more likely to know what Obama’s thinking just because he’s a black American? It’s not like Gavin’s clueless just because he’s a white Canadian. Wait, scratch that. Sorry Gavin, you’re gonna have to sit this one out.
But Gavin, if you want to let us know what Mike Myers or Paul Shaffer’s innermost thoughts might be, feel free. You’ve got infinite cred there.
gavin is such a retard.