Posted by
Gavin
• 05.20.08 07:00 am

dirt
We first “met” Jonathan Antin when Bruno interviewed him and got him to say towel heads are evil. It was such a short prick tease of an interview and then.. nothing.
dirt

We first “met” Jonathan Antin when Bruno interviewed him and got him to say towel heads are evil. It was such a short prick tease of an interview and then.. nothing.

A year later, he had his own fucking show. And what a gem of a show it was. It made TV Carnage look like the news. Remember when his water was cut off and he had to shower with bottled water (same as tap water) and he couldn’t believe how “kick ass” it made his hair? And then remember when he paid some asshole to make a machine that turns your shower head into tap water (not possible)? Remember him losing his temper? What happened to those days? Pinky and I bought some DIRT online recently and it just arrived this morning. Where gangsters pour beer out for their lost homies, the Antin tradition is to take a goop of DIRT and throw it off a balcony. We tried that. Let’s see if it works. Stay tuned.

  1. FUTURE RECEIVES ANOTHER BLOW
  2. FINALLY, THE END OF THE “DRINK MORE WATER” SCAM


Comments
  1. burl says:

    sweet penis duster

  2. Jon says:

    I still say “we did it! we got picked up by Sephora!” when I walk by one. It was great! He started to cry!

  3. this article is totally relevant and a promotes something? excellently.
    but, i wonder if when burl over there criticizes the pictured “penis duster” he really means “blackberry”, because rly, what are you, some kind of a financier or something? what is this, television?

  4. Zeebs says:

    You’re wearing a Vice shirt, Gavin. Isn’t that a Don’t at this point? Speaking of, is the Do’s and Don’ts 2 book ever coming out?

  5. bbej says:

    I believe the exact quote was “I can’t remember the last time my hair looked this bangin’!” I miss the shit out of that guy.

  6. poopsie says:

    My fave: when the fey graphic designer pisses him off at a meeting and he body-checks the door in a fit of roid rage.
    Oh, and when he proclaims “I AM HAIR.” Way to shoot for the stars buddy! You are a dead skin follicle.

  7. FAT BEN says:

    “I know you have ink. I have ink too. You can’t take your shirt off at the salon. Not cool bro.”

  8. Applejacks says:

    I’ve watched his show but it always makes me feel a little bit douch bag-y after. Still watch it though.

  9. jungle fever? says:

    derrick is hot

  10. ertan says:

    ertan bos

  11. ertan says:

    email adresssssssssssss


Leave A Reply