Posted by
Kyle McInnes
• 08.18.08 03:54 pm 
John Molony, the mayor of the Australian outback mining town of Mount Isa, asked Australia’s uggos to come PARTY.
John Molony, the mayor of the Australian outback mining town of Mount Isa, asked Australia’s uggos to come PARTY. He’s being hailed by some as a national hero and the proudest redneck around.
You failed to mention their ongoing feud with neighbouring town Supermodelia, which is known for its great marmalade, and gams that go on for days…
The woman might be ugly but the mayor must be pretty stupid if he doesn’t realise a ratio of 5:1 makes him totally disposable. Newsagent Larry’s got the right idea. “Happy to help” – I bet.
Can we focus on what is important here, that John Molony invented a time machine which enables him to shop at lens crafters circa 1984, if that isn’t a ringing endorsement for carpetbagging it to Mount Isa and taking a ride on that potatoe nosed son of a bitch I don’t know what is!
All i know is that I like my girls a little bit older. Where’s the town for that?
i was going to attempt a smart ass tie-in w/ this story and all the ugly chicks in street boners lately, but i don’t have the energy.
the odds are good but the goods are odd