You never know what’s going to happen when you procreate. You could make a “gaywad” or you could make one of those weird, high IQ, kids who speaks with a kind-of-a British accent and says things like, ““I eventually, very solemnly, with a little bit of malice in my voice, said…”
You never know what’s going to happen when you procreate. You could make a “gaywad” or you could make one of those weird, high IQ, kids who speaks with a kind-of-a British accent and says things like, ““I eventually, very solemnly, with a little bit of malice in my voice, said…”
I’ve met kids like this and they are a very particular but similar breed. They usually grow up to invent shit we all need but the first 20 years of their life are fraught with wedgies. Note to Dad: Please teach your kid how to fight. He’s in for a childhood far worse than most homos.
(If you’re in a rush, please FFWD to 4:28 when JD Roberts -a gay man- discusses the meaning of “gaywad” with the child.)
what a homo
holy shit, this kid is on point. totally get this kid on a track to fight, but you should also be sure to keep him away from guns because i can see him going the other way and being a gun weirdo.
Guess Arkensas is a blew state after all
When I was a kid I did the same thing because I tried to put my hand on the other side of chest (because my heart is backwards) and the teacher scolded me… I told her why I was putting my hand the opposite side… they eventually put me in special ed… Fucking elementary schools!
i think he’s awesome.
man, that dad sounds like he’s struggling to keep up with little Doogie Houser.
Whatever— Lots of kids are with it enough to mimic “smart” talk, it’s just that most parents get that coaching it is really fucking lame, and most kids would rather have fun with friends than worry about stupid bullshit.
Nice slice of Can Con, hah. Spoons look kind of like “gaywads” hanging at Young and Bloor in the video they are promoting in that clip.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vubMfPh7URs
It’s hard to figure out what is going here; and, I am not sure that I care.
However, I can say that I like that kid–he is obviously quite bright, socially retarded, and the owner of a giant set.
Iconoclast.
The world needs more of these.
..A baby Stephen Hawking
These super-smart kids tend to go off the rails a bit when they get older. There was a Mathmatics genuis in my school who did his finals half-way through school, went to Oxford and got some international Math gold medal. Last time I heard, he’d been given a restraining order by some girl he’d been stalking.
I think he’s a bright kid, and I also believe when he gets older, he’ll be loony on the same level as the Phelps family in Westboro.
shitty stephen hawking
That shitty newscaster’s dismissive attitude sucks. The kid rules.
I won’t do the pledge until Glenn Beck dies.
The dad hates the gays.
Well street boner is well aware of the term “gaywad” they are made up of a large group of them.
This kid is fucking cool. “very solemnly, with a little bit of malice in my voice.” “go jump off a bridge.” Fucking gangster.
his dad’s def gay
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxpE_ssDRbk
That kid sounds like a cross between Eleanor Roosevelt and Mr. Burns.
He’s gonna get hooked on Ketamine and Cocaine and wake up in precarious places before he knows it
Future serial killer.
that is the coolest 10 year old I have ever seen.