We should really look onto banning “upstairs”.It serves little purpose and going upstairs is just an exercise redundancy. Think about it, it’s the first floor with different shit and maybe a wall or two changed around. We’re not really fooling ourselves and the cost of maintenance can be exorbitant. More importantly, going upstairs in every horror documentary I have ever watched only gets the person killed. Murderers love upstairs, it’s like a moth to a flame, a trucker to a teen prostitute. Now we learn we wouldn’t stand a chance sitting upstairs on a bus! What’s next upstairs at as strip club? Let’s just do away with upstairs. Let’s refer to it as the U-word and move on…but not up.

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