Posted by
Lance Kilby
• 07.29.09 10:00 am


Alright, that’s more like it. 2 years of Spanish and I’ve finally made it to the last chapter, the only real words that one needs to learn for a trip south of the border.

Alright, that’s more like it. 2 years of Spanish and I’ve finally made it to the last chapter, the only real words that one needs to learn for a trip south of the border. Yes God, please steer my brain in the direction necessary to sap up all vocabulary about drugs and violence. Aim me at the correct verb forms of debauchery. I will definitely need to learn phrases like “Me alegre de que me hubiera consumido drogas porque estaba en la onda.”

Wait! Was that last phrase even right? Who cares, I’m done and what I’ve learned is that cocaine is bad–but coca is good! Especially for the farmers. So all in all…cocaine is good. Yes brain, take certain awareness in these last remaining vocabulary words. For this is the ending, the final CAP in my 8 years of Education. Holy Shit! Appears everything has gone full circle again for the better. Ah…yes! “DE VUELTA AL FUTURO!”

  1. DEAR STREET CARNAGE: DRUGS DRUGS DRUGS
  2. DRUGS I’VE ALWAYS WANTED TO TRY…
  3. TV CARNAGE vs WHITE WILLIAMS = NEW VIOLENCE
  4. SKATE BOARDING SUPER MOVES
  5. HILLARY DUFF OUTLAWS THE USE OF “GAY”


Comments
  1. teenage wizard says:

    i don’t get it

  2. Just a dollup.. says:

    I like it!!!!!

  3. vergajo says:

    ay que pobrecito.

  4. lolalarm says:

    lol ‘drogarse’ means get stoned

  5. zippy says:

    What’s the Spanish for “suck my dick” becuase I got some wetback angry at me in a store and I’m pretty sure he wasn’t saying “please excuse me” ?

  6. the author says:

    chupa mi verga

  7. vergajo says:

    no, es “chupame la verga.”

  8. the author says:

    con permiso

  9. mexicoismygod says:

    my parents were from mexico. i refuse to speak spanish or visit mexico, but boy do i beat my women like a real mexican.


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