Posted by
Christi Bradnox
• 07.16.08 11:07 am 
Hey ladies, why are you still single? There are millions of eligible bachelors out there.
Hey ladies, why are you still single? There are millions of eligible bachelors out there. All you have to do is go to Vegas and hate yourself.
No way, no way, no way, no way, no way.
I was thinking (kind of) elaborate joke, but then I got to the grandma missing a nose and I thought, “Too bad to be fake.”
I like that MySpace has enabled everyone to create the once-elusive one-page-of-craziness, like:
http://www.timecube.com/
Oh man, next week, when that finishes loading, we are having a fucking BBQ and celebrate whatever this man has chosen to be.