APRIL FOOLS FAGGOTS!
WELL AS THE COMEDIAN AMY SEDAIRIS SAID ON THE TV SHOW “THEIR IS SOME THING FUNNY IN ANY SITUATION NO MATTER HOW EVER ITS SAD OR HAPPY,” AND AS I AM LOOKING AT MANY OF THE RESPONCES TO THE RECENT B.N. POST PEOPLE REALLY HAVING ALOT OF FUN PUTTING TOGETHER THE PUZZLE OF JUST A NORMAL GUY (THE ORIGINAL). SOME PEOPLE CALL ME JANG AND IT JUST GOES TO SHOW BECASUE I AM LIKE THAT GAME WITH THE BLOCKS JANGA. IF YOU PULL TO MANY JANGA BLOCKS MAY BE THE WHOLE JANGA PUZZLE COMES, A PART! BUT THE LONG-AND-SHORT OF IT IS REALLY I AM JUST A NORMAL GUY, THEIRS NOT MUCH TO ME REALLY JUST A NORMAL ONE.
WELL ANY WAYS I DO’NT KNOW IF YOU HAVE SEEN THE MOVIE “JAMES BONDS” (ANY RELATE TO BARRY????LOL) BUT THEIR WAS A VILLAIN WITH MEDAL TEETH, HE FAKED HIS DEATH BUT THEN CAME BACK, STRONG! THIS MOVIE OBVIOUSLY WAS INSPIRED FOR THE READER’S OF THIS WEB SIGHT AND MANY PEOPLE ARE LOOKING IN TO THEY’RE CRISTAL BALL’S TO TAKE A STRONG STAND, SAYING “WELL I THINK JANG WILL COME BACK!” AND OH COARSE OTHER’S SAYING THE VERY OPPOSITE THING “I THINK JANG WELL NOT COME BACK BUT HIS MEMORY WILL ALL WAYS BURN STRONG, IN MY MIND LIKE A FIRE.”
WELL THE TRUTH IS THAT JANG IS A NEVER ENDING STORY, DO YOU REMEMBER THAT SONG? IT WAS FROM A MOVIE BUT I CA’NT REMEMBER WHICH ONE. WELL ANY WAYS I AM HERE AND ALL WAYS WILL BE FOR YOU.
FUCK YOU i knew it
awesomeness.
Who’s Binghamton? I never fucked anyone named Binghamton, at least not that I remember.
bullshit.
Oh wait, yes I did.
I’ve been waiting to tell you this: Rollins was NOT the singer of Minor Threat, you fucking moron.
Aye Gargamel! I feel so emotionally abused…but now I just feel like this: YIPPEEE!
Epic
hehehehehe…..
I figured that out in two seconds. Check the record, diaryhonkey.
Bitch on your balls.
nope
sure you did GarbageTits – yall niggas was scared like some BITCHES
That wasn’t really an april fools joke. More like you got caught photoshopping some poor kid’s obit and felt bad about it. To quote Florence Nightingale, “Put your thumb in my ass whilst you are giving me head.”
Also, the screenshot in the original post shows the weather in the mid-atlantic region. are you really in baltimore or philly?
I was scared…but only because I actually give a fuck about people. Sue me.
garbagetits for the win and blognigger for the wince.
you’ve got not game, bn. like zero. your mom should be ashamed of herself but i think we all know she only wishes she could go back in time and clamp her legs shut shut to trap you in her womb forever. i don’t think figuratively is enough for her based on your displays here.
This follow-up couldn’t have been necessary.
And sweet lord, that was easier than setting up a life insurance farm in an Alzheimer’s clinic. It was just a little weak, Don Dickondasyde.
LOLOCAUST!!!!!!
Listen to ‘em get all bent outta shape kid – treasure these moments. and wait for the inevitable “Serious Essay” about how you’ve chaaaaanged jack, BN used to be about the bloggin!
pwnd.
Stop commenting! When you comment he wins! Don’t you get that this fucking nigger is the most popular thing on the site???
he’s not without talent. he just needs to stop being so scared. i like some of his posts a lot but his reaction to the commenters today with this followup is just sad and that previous freak out of his with the other alleged suicide note compounds the sadness i feel even more.
What a fabulous way to start the weekend. Suicide, mass immigrant murder, and MY name non-sensically tied to it all..IN LIGHTS! This should keep my ego on some sort of narcissistic/superficial high well into the next hour. Thanks for contributing to my sad pursuit of self-esteem. Every little bit counts.
BN is the one doing all the commenting…but i agree.
bareback obama
there I said it
I still Don’t Care
this wouldve been funny if even 1/4 of the shit was readable.
i would rather scratch my anus with steel wool than try to read some of the shit you guys type.
why why why why? is this site officially dead now? Gavin did you give up or something?
BN wants fame. that shit be lame.
WELL BOB BARK HER I AM SORRY THAT YOU CA’NT READ ENGLISH BUT MAY BE ONE OF THE THING’S VANE%%A ATTACKED THE IMMIGRANT’S BECASUE THEY CA’NT SPEAK ENGLISH.
IF YOU CA’NT READ WHAT I AM RIDING YOU GOT A LONG WAY TO GO IN THIS COUNTRY “BUB”
Whaaaaaa! I’m in prison! No laptop!
I didn’t do nothing to nobody. Help meeeee!
Justice is served
Donnie Jenkins? I know you!!!! aww, nope, that’s a lie. BN please confirm dis realz by following him on twitter. Thank you.
Hey Vanessa. You are drunk nerd. Perhaps you should kill yourself you stupid fuck.
@Whiners
One thing no one can deny is that bn’s twitter feed is fucking hilarious, like the best of oldechool bn. What is your name on there? I am GuyFromMemento. What are everyone’s twitter names on here?
WELL MY NAME ON THEIR’S “JUST A NORMAL GUY”
Medication time.
Haha this is funny:
“# FM Blue Says:
04.03.09 at 8:21 pm
Hey Vanessa. You are drunk nerd. Perhaps you should kill yourself you stupid fuck.”
and also, i didnt even notice JANG even existed, i only read my own comments on here, sorry.
Really quite an interesting and wellplayed turn of events and I’m jealous Of who got to experience it all in real time today…
what is twitter?
considering you took a real persons suicide story and decided to make a joke out of it immediately after a news story was released is retarded.
i said yikes in that post regarding the kid in volusia county who died, also because i was confused as fuck.
DICKS
oh come on! i was happy someone actually died for this site!
well…
i didnt read this at all because all caps is hard to read but all i have to say is that i am actually from binghamton and this disturbs me. call me a fag (which wont make sense cause im a lady) but i dont give a fuck. all i have to say is fuck all y’all!
“One thing no one can deny is that bn’s twitter feed is fucking hilarious, …”
I deny it, and sincerely, too.
So…you’re wrong.
hey look. wow.. suck it w/cheese. god bless our sick nation. your medication is making you mad.
http://www.cafepress.com/jesushadballs
After seeing the progression of events the last day or so on this website, all I can say is GET A FUCKING LIVES YOU FUCKING CUNTS.
Who the FUCK even remembers the names of people and what they say on here anyway? Are you FUCKing serious? Are you serious with yourselves?
FUck the metal teeth dude. I thought you were a dink when you offed yourself, and now you’re even more of a turd nerd now that you haven’t. You faked your death on Streetboners? What is wrong with you? Fuckig loser. I wish I was there to shove your head in a toilet and let it spin like a top. Fucking nerds…you all ruined everything.
NERRRRRRRRRRRRRRDS!!! NERRRRRRRRRRRRDS!!
Meanwhile, the bitch looks like one of the tri-lam pigs
I’m totally fucking pissed cuz I missed out on all the B-list celebrity (embellish much?) gang-bang hate action. Name names!
What the fuck does the fat stinky Jewess Vane$$a have to do with this shit? I wanna lick her tits.
Vane$$a’s so stupid that Blognigger had to send her an e-mail to let her know that JANG is still alive and well. He was afraid that she’d kill herself from the guilt of of driving JANG to kill himself. Holy fuck is she dumb. Hey bitch this shit is all about the irony. It’s not a news source. Get a life, CRACKA!
Why do I feel like I’m living in the uber-gay cauldron of pre-WWI Germany. Oh well. Pass the lube when you get a chance, okay?
D-ykiees!!!!
Wait I just fucked myself. Maaaaaaaaaan i was just hyde st, and its more like z-list celbreities.Ok could I say anything more irrelevant, nup, ok why am I writinging this?
So is JANG really Niggy Blogdust? I don’t get it.
What happened to the world where people would just comment as their own fucking name and pie was a nickel?
JANG is ty, not blognigger. trust.
EVERYONES SO ANGRRRYYY BUT I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHATSSS GOING ON AND I LOOK AT THIS SITE LIKE EVERYDDDAYY
i <3 suicides.
truth or dare jenga is how we lay drunk chicks.
I TOLD YOU IT WAS FAKE BUT ALL YOU DUMBASSES KEPT ON SAYING WAAAH HIS MOM IS READING THIS AND BLAH BLAH BLAH
WELL MANY CONSPRAICY THEORIST SAYING THE BAD THING ABOUT ME, AND ALSO B.N. AND FREINDS. I MUST SAY TO HIM THAT ALL I CAN SAY IS “YOUR WRONG”. I AM JUST A NORMAL GUY NOT B.N. OR TY OR ANY OF THOSE MEN BECASUE WE ARE ALL SEPERATE ONES.
I barely read the comments so these last couple posts have been pretty confusing
Lauren White should fucken off herself too.
I might be cunt, but at least I’m a happy, well fucked cunt.
touché
1 of one hundred Un-subscribers.
(Just checking in to see how many people have seconded my outraged comment … come on guys!)
(Anybody? Come on, we gotta make it to 100!)
Disregard that – Ill be back to lick Gavin’s balls next week, and I sure hope there’s more drama!!
whoa. this is so post modern.
Caps suck.
WELL TO MR. “LOWER-CASE THEN SHIT” AS I HAVE ALL WAYS SAID I AM NOT SOME METEROSEXUAL WHO NEEDS TO HIRE A NYU INTERN TO PROOVE-READ MY WRITING BEFORE I HIT THE “POST” BUTTON, UNLIKE NYC LIBS LIKE YOU WHO ARE TRYING TO GET YOU’RE NEXT BIG BOOK DEAL IN THE COMMENT’S SECTION.
I JUST WRITE FROM THE GUT, ENJOYING MY 1ST AMENDMENT RITES. FREEDOM OF SPEACH!!!!!
seriously. this means that you like lame$$a more than you like me. im even your friend on the myspace. that’s fucking great. fuck you tony badassassino, i can’t believe they have rewarded you like this.
i have to go die now.
is jealouuuuuuuusssssssssssssssssssss to the max
i just had to say it again.
@,…
Post your twitter feed and we’ll tell you whose is funnier
i go away for 5 days and what did i miss?
JUST A NORMAL GUY is BN? And he needs us to know because trolling this site disguised as a 4chan /b/tard is so incredibly original that resisting taking credit has become impossible? Like you’re (BN) the 1st one to read encyclopedia dramatica and use your /b/ cliff notes on another site. This is total newfag territory LURK MOAR!!!!1 See how easy? And stop commenting on your own posts, it’s geigh. You have to live with the actual impact of your posts, trolling for comments to inflate pageviews = geigh. The winrar is not you (search that on ED, it’s my new favorite meme) no pun intended.
@fhc aka hbb
they reward her every week in the blognigger column. even when they don’t say her name it’s based on something that he said. he’s like the muse or something, but hey, it’s a funny guy and a real character. i hate her, but he always has me coming back to see what it will say next. i like you and have seen you around but your boring in comparison to it. just the truth no hard feelings.
oh and you must have missed when they allowed it to post a chat it stole from blognigger or something. there were people killing theselves everywhere. good thing you didn’t see that one.
WELL “YOUR DOING IT WRONG” BN IS A DIFFERENT ONE, YOU CAN SEE WE HAVE DIFFERENT TWITTER ACOUNTS, THEY JUST FORGOT TO PUT A SIGNATURE UP THEIR, BUT I WROTE IT BECASUE I AM NOT B.N. I AM NOT BLACK, I AM NOT CHINESE, I AM JUST A NORMAL GUY.
I am Ty. My JANG is fly. You know not why. I will not die. I eat BN’s hairpie. Cuz we’re both bi. Now you try.
hey Buddy, how’s it going. cunt Bradley here. you should know I was hate-stalking Lloyd a couple years back- having never given up on the dream of making him kill himself -and found very enthusiastic posts written in the inimitable style on a doggie porn site under the email address geddyleeisgod, true story.
unfortunately the link is dead. as consolation I do got a few pics of the man himself rocking with Fiendish Thingies in a japan dive bar wearing a FUCK BUSH t-shirt. and the hair, The Hair is there. PS “a liberal dose” was totez responsible for the Dem Land Slide!
Vanessa you are more run of the mill toilet than the old commodez… just a dowdy farting plain jane no one under 200 pounds wanted to finger in high school because it would be akin tae fingering a warcraft faggot. what kind of zany mutt makes up a faggot AIDS mongo brother who does magic acid finger paints that will set the world alight. ooh I read a Hunter Sthompson book ooh lookit me, I want to write for street boners because I want to be perceived as edgy and young. you are about as cool as my gran getting raped
You’re obviously the only person around here who has never seen my picture. And yes, there was a time when I would have liked to write for streetcarnage, but that time has passed and I never had the time to commit myself to writing for free when I’ve got plenty of paid gigs anyways. It’s much more fun being a fan. When it comes down to it, I don’t even like writing that much anyways. It’s the boring, ungratifying shithole of the arts/entertainment world. Sadly, it’s my chosen profession.
Get over me already. I don’t want some angry gay man falling in love with me. I’m straight. What’s warcraft?
Don’t hate the playa, hate the game.
P.S. Let it also be acknowledged that everyone around here fucking hates me anyways. NO ONE wants me to write for streetcarnage.
I’ve never seen anyone try and defend the honor and dignity of a fake screen name harder than Vane$$a.
jiggly james, yeah i know I’m boring, I guess cos I just come on here to behave normally i.e. talking shit, hating, starting fights with other commenters etc. instead of being a fucking psycho, agreed, in comparison to pretending to be three people in one and having eighteen different life stories I am dull as shit. I actually did read the (obviously fake) blognigger exchange right before reading this one, which is why I am particularly jealous. If I hadn’t started fucking with tony/vanessa badassassino three years ago and calling him out on his shit I swear to God no one would give a damn. Therefore I feel cheated out of the credit I deserve for making him so goddamn well-known.
lame$$a you fucking faggot no one has ever seen your pic, you won’t even show it to your girlfriend raymi. that exchange was disgusting, i literally had to puke. ok literally not, but like… metaphorically, or something. point is you’re gross, not even in a funny way, just in a way that makes me a little bit sad that you weren’t an abortion or born with downs or some other ailment that would render you silent and therefore unable to inflict your “charms” on the innocents of the world.
fuck.
Interesting how your hatred of Vane$$a has forced you to write a hundred times more about her than she’s ever written about you. Come again. Who’s the loser in this equation?
me. i lose. and i don’t like it. that’s the point. dummy. p.s. obvs you are new cos he/she has DEFINITELY written volumes more about me over the years than I have written about him/her.
VANESSA if WE could HATE FUCK your DUMB ASS right now you realise I would be punching double blood streams in the pointless faggy body that houses your pointless faggy brain.. through a constant haze of deodarant sprayz.
no one cares weather you’re hot or fat you nerd tard faggotette, either way you’re just worth either a DUMB FACE F.U.C.K. or FAT ass fuck For a cheap laugh and then speedy deletion ya dumfuck hole. NOW>>>>GO CUT SNAKES INTO YOUR FAT ARMS YOU COCK DAMAGED PIG
well that chick who drowned her kids was written about a lot
that nurse who raped the downs kids was written about a lot
you (and the fake posts who come to your A.I.D.S.
are written about a lot because you have the ugliest vagina in the whole special area
those first two lines took no time and all then the other part went into Dragginz. can some svelte cunt rape some sense into this shit