David Lee Roth, former kung fu sage, rock & roll frontman and living, breathing action figure has been immortalized in a new flash asteroids game.
David Lee Roth, former kung fu sage, rock & roll frontman and living, breathing action figure has been immortalized in a new flash asteroids game. Ever since the moronic Van Halens dumped the lovable mensch for Sammy Hagar legions of dudes and dudettes have been waiting for this shot at retribution. Now you can battle the nefarious elements of Van Halen by spinning our spurned hero into a spread-eagled whooping frenzy as you blast the caterwauling Hagar, Eddie’s Van Halen’s monsterous mug and the VH1 logo from desktop with a powerful cannon implanted in Diamond Dave’s ass. The rumor is that Version 2.0 features Dave’s infamous backward-leaning groupie used as coffee table while challenging the player to place his cigarette into her x-box. Assteroidz indeed.
SBORONE WINS AGAIN!!
I MEAN SBORDONE I think
Van Halen was saved by Sammy. The band was done, Dave was over the hill and with Sammy they lasted another 11 years. Hagar was more talented and made the band more musical. Case closed.
^ It’s clear that you are a total fag.
^not me…but i agree.
Drippy dog dix and cum bubbles or something (1&2)-
do you really feel homos would be into Sammy Hagar more than David Lee?
Hagar just jumped on the bandwagon. Now he makes his own tequila in the carcass of his dead career. Case closed.
Ease the seat back!
Pistons popping, aint no stopping now!
van halen sucks
^^^^^ this is a funny video game. Not the actual band VH
van halen is better than 100% of all music. 1984 is fucking massive.
van halen should be remained van roth. he clearly drove that bus.
SCOTT SBORDONE IS FUCKING GOD/OWNS THE INTERNET