Posted by
Christi Bradnox
• 03.17.09 09:54 am


Madea Goes to Jail is to acting what a roller coaster off the tracks is to health and safety. It might fill theater seats in low income housing neighborhoods but it’s never going to get Tyler near that gold naked dude with the shovel covering his crotch.

Madea Goes to Jail is to acting what a roller coaster off the tracks is to health and safety. It might fill theater seats in low income housing neighborhoods but it’s never going to get Tyler near that gold naked dude with the shovel covering his crotch. Madea goes to Ikea however is obviously more commercial (it is a commercial for fuckssakes) yet, his acting is far more subdued and critic-friendly. Trust Mr. Topsy Turvy to go all-out-sell-out in his movies then bring on the tear-jerking performance of a lifetime in his ads. The day we figure this motherfucker out is the day he loses his elusive charm. You go “girl.”

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Comments
  1. eric yevak says:

    haha

  2. Sgt. Slaughter says:

    What’s worse:

    1) To be Tyler Perry

    2) To resemble Tyler Perry in drag

    Discuss

  3. Anonymous says:

    So Madea is Jacob?

  4. frenchy says:

    tyler perrys why they made concentration camps for.

  5. shadowy figure says:

    What’s worst:

    1) A Tyler Perry post

    2) A Jen Hanley post

    3) A 12 Neat Pics post

  6. eric yevak says:

    3.

  7. Columbo says:

    Tyler Perry has quite a large philtrum.
    Please reference the “Aquatic ape hypothesis”.

  8. stormy says:

    actually people in low income housing also hate tyler perry’s films.

  9. Tyler Perry's branding obsession says:

    Sorry, but the idea of a philtrum acting as some kind of evolutionary noseplug seems ludicrous.

  10. Kid Douche says:

    Full blown creepy old black lady/ghost talking about chocolate makes my nose bleed.

  11. cum mental says:

    definitely 3

    I hate “12″ I hate “neat” I hate “pics”

    I love bradnox though how about taking your shirt off and


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