Posted by
TV Carnage
• 08.29.09 04:58 pm 
Dear America,
Don Cherry is a Canadian hockey legend and a Canadian lesion on the genitalia of our national reputation. He is all “true North strong and free” and for that I will never stop loving him. He is essentially, what the crest of the world imagines when they close their eyes and think of a ‘Canadian”. Basically he is the Moses of Canaduh.
Scott Thompson from Kids in the Hall is also a Canadian hero. He is essentially what Canadians think of when they close their eyes and think “Faggo”
They are definitely both hosers and basically, they are both awesome Canadian Sambos.
XO
PINKY CARNAGE
Cherry, or ‘Grapes’ as he’s also known, seems like the biggest closet case in Canadian TV history. He’s so flamboyant and macho. He probably liked to piss on other guys in the shower as so many hockey dudes love to do. Maybe throw in a couple Jerk off contests in the dressing room as well.
Love it. “do what you like. No bother”.
What’s truly hilarious is that Beckles can’t spell.
THANK YOU FOR THIS!
Remeber the kids skit where Scott starts making sculptures out of his hair every time he gets nervous? Definitely one of the funniest skit comedy bits ever.
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SO GOOD
Simply. Amazing.