Posted by
TV Carnage
• 05.05.08 02:29 pm 
It cannot be easy to concentrate with twenty guns to your head. No sir… not at all. I can only imagine you would start fucking up and over thinking things. Like when someone is leering over your shoulder, breathing down your neck while you are working at your computer and you start opening up the same folder over and over. Or do the guns just become redundant after three or four are staring you in the face, so you become the most together you ever have been? So relaxed in fact, you just turn and say; “ENOUGH ALREADY! JESUS H. KRIKEY!”
AS COOL AS THE OTHER SIDE OF THE PILLOW!
i’m starting a new band. it’s called turbo turban. anyone want to join?
i had a gun in my face once, and i tole the guy, “Hey, Relax, homes. Me and your ole lady were doing rails- Not bumps, Okay.”
the fucken pussy was forced to listen to reason. she was hot, though.
turban king just doesn’t give a fuck
you knew he was bad-ass the moment he screamed at that dudes gun
In a situation surrounded by guns just duck and then all the guys will shoot each other.
Dustin Hajijjjman