Posted by
Gavin
• 02.02.09 11:39 pm


“Weird” is a word usually reserved for our world and that is precisely why it’s so fucking funny to hear it in theirs. Like on “King of Queens” after Carrie sold her hair, Doug goes, “You look like a… weird… boy.”

“Weird” is a word usually reserved for our world and that is precisely why it’s so fucking funny to hear it in theirs. Like on “King of Queens” after Carrie sold her hair, Doug goes, “You look like a… weird… boy.” (it’s here at 0:44) Holy shit did it’s out-of-placeness provide intense hilariosity. It was like hearing your dad say, “Just chill it man” instead of “chill out” or “I was blown out” instead of “blown away” (can he not get the “out” in the right spot please?) We’re the ones who say things are weird when we can’t come up with anything else to say. Like when a car full of girls asks you to hop in and you realize after a few blocks that they’re actually whores who are hustling you so everyone starts yelling “TOO WEIRD TOO WEIRD TOO WEIRD.” Normal people don’t have stories like that.

This is why I spit out my lemon cocktail when the new Just for Men commercial said, “Your beard is weird.” How fucking funny is that? To call someone’s beard weird is so honest and real it should never come out of a normal person’s mouth. No wonder the Just for Men series is such a TV Carnage staple. Shit is comedy gold.

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Comments
  1. OPP says:

    Baby boomers are taking it back

  2. man says:

    hey thanks for showing me a super-bowl spot! It’s like I was right at 3rd and goal, about to make the BIG play!

    IT’S LIKE I WAS RIGHT IN THE FUCKIN’ GAME

  3. man says:

    also my dad doesn’t say goofy shit like that cause he’s a grown man with 3 kids who talks like a grown man with 3 kids.

  4. glendon rusch says:

    you’ve just seen this now?!?!?!?!?!

  5. the marquee of sodomy says:

    i’m going to watch this for a third time, but i never finish. once he gets his groove back i’m over it. just the first fifteen seconds or so.

  6. the marquee of sodomy says:

    yeah okay, the beard is weird part is good, but it’s when emett goes, “Oh, it’s baaaaad…” He does it all wistfully. That part is the part that feels honest to me. Yeah.

  7. Guy says:

    Haha, I always liked that part of King of Queens, too. And how Deacon always calls Kevin stuff like “nephew.”

    “Oh, it’s baaaaad…”

  8. Jetpack says:

    I remember Emmitt Smith. Good times.

  9. Street Boning says:

    Gavin,

    This commercial is 2 yrs old.

  10. Jetpack says:

    Comedy is funnier when it’s not being analyzed by gavin and dissected in terms of delivery or how out of character. Yes, you hang out with comedians and are trying to be funny yourself. We get it. Now can you please hide the strings and preserve some of the magic? At least your comedian friends have the wisdom to do that.

  11. GarbageTits says:

    You should have had david cross edit this for you.

  12. wack-boy says:

    “our world”?

  13. brody says:

    Everyone I know says weird, and I’m a goddamn accountant.

  14. tweedledee says:

    @jetpack:

    No, because anal-ysis itself is funny and you suck.

  15. Bored Prole says:

    This was so boring that I’m actually going to start working now. Thanks a lot.

  16. Oh Shit I'm Korean says:

    This us against them shit is stupid. It either needs to be more obviously retarded or more true to be worth reading, but as it is it’s like listening to 14 year olds at the mall food court talk to each other.

  17. potion lords says:

    king of queens??? really???

  18. bloodyknows says:

    this commercial has been on tv for over a year

  19. Chachi and the MS-13s says:

    100 bucks says Gavin will use this when he’s 55.

  20. Atheist says:

    ‘Hilariosity’?

    That’s like saying weird in the wrong place.

  21. pppfft says:

    Why are people bluntly stating that this is an old commercial like their comment is some sort of scathing remark. I didn’t realize this was a news site.


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