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• 08.11.10 05:53 pm


When Chuck Norris spins a golden web of compliments right into your dusty wranglers the only thing you can do is pray that he then immediately knocks you cold only to have a romantic evening of rope burns and beard back rubs.


When Chuck Norris spins a golden web of compliments right into your dusty wranglers the only thing you can do is pray that he then immediately knocks you cold only to have a romantic evening of rope burns and beard back rubs. That or enjoy a nice cold one while some sloshed Native American does stand up for bus fare to the Y…

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-TV CARNAGE

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Comments
  1. Dave B says:

    As a fellow Sloshed Indian…I say “Tis Gold kind Sir, ’tis gold”

  2. Jimbo Likes Hugs says:

    weak sauce!

  3. Uncle Feely Hands says:

    Olive Garden is sick.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhINfUj8fAc

  4. pop fop says:

    ^
    Where Handy Manny got his start.


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